Well, to be fair, it will go away when we’re all dead…
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For once, just once, I agree with Fat Nixon. COVID-45 IS going away. In January.
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IF we all die, then yes it will go away along with all kinds of things like cancer and heart disease and all that shit.
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I would be shocked if Trump ends up actually losing Florida (I’ve been burned by Florida optimism too many times before) but things ain’t looking much better for him in several other swing states that he absolutely has to win.
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See? It’ll be a miracle cure !!! 
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I’ll be damned - you found it, the cure for everything.
Don’t tempt me.
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I think the placebo is likely to be safer than the vaccine, if Donnie and Jared are in charge.
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Trump certainly wishes it would go away (as do we all) but you know that expression… “If wishes were horses than beggars would ride”.
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Omg, that is so funny. I don’t know how I would make it through all this without you guys!
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I may have been mistaken. After consulting my Peterson’s Guide to Miscreants of the United States, it might be a Whining Sulfur-Crested Man-Tit.
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You left out ignorant.
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Ralph, you have outdone yourself! That was friggin’ hilarious…
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“Trump Wants US Reopen Because COVID ‘Will Go Away’.”
You know what really “will go away” soon?
(Hint: Biden is the vaccine.)
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I thinking chugging Clorox will be safer than the vaccine, if Donnie and Jared are in charge.
Trump-cine, the thalidomide of the 21st century.
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The moron definitely puts the warp in warp speed.
Operation Warp Speed are just silly words. In fact, we’re in the first weeks of the slowest six months of many of our lives. Somehow I remain cautiously optimistic that by the time any vaccine shows up the grown ups will be back in charge.
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“In many cases, they don’t have vaccines, and a virus or a flu comes and you fight through it.”
Oh god; I just really hate this man.
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The Macaques have weighed in.
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Well, at least he wasn’t president during an Ebola breakout… So there’s that…
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Fulvous shitwits everywhere bow in awe…
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He was pushing HCQ yesterday:
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