Trump Made A Mysterious Unscheduled Hospital Visit. Here’s What We Know.

[ronbyers]

I love the Chairman Mao reference.

[carlosfiance]

I’m happy you’ve survived, selfishly, because I’ve been able to read your insights here. Hopefully, I’ll be reading them for years to come.

For both of our sakes

[rhs1963]

@darcy

Christ, looking at that picture I’d say his ass is 243 pounds. He’s an easy 260.

I remember a report (maybe during the campaign) from a physical saying he was 267lbs then quite soon after he was 239lbs. Maybe the same doctor who diagnosed the bonespurs.

[castor_troy]

You forgot that he stopped and hit a hole-in-one at the new Trump Arlington Resort and Golf Course he just replaced a certain Cemetery with.

[grack]

@rhs1963

I remember a report (maybe during the campaign) from a physical saying he was 267lbs then quite soon after he was 239lbs. Maybe the same doctor who diagnosed the bonespurs.

The original scale was labeled an Angry Democrat and Never Trumper.

[ghost]

It’s been done before, but somehow I don’t see Melania secretly running the country while Donnie recovers from a stroke.

Woodrow Wilson suffers debilitating stroke, Oct. 2, 1919

[ldcolton]

The real question is could the public even tell if Trump had suffered a stroke?

[schmed]

@rhs1963

a physical saying he was 267lbs then quite soon after he was 239lbs. Maybe the same doctor who diagnosed the bonespurs.

Maybe he lost the weight when the bone spurs were extracted. . .

[schmed]

@ldcolton

could the public even tell if Trump had suffered a stroke?

I always thought that he had an advanced case of Turret’s Syndrome.

[castor_troy]

@schmed

an advanced case of Turret’s Syndrome.

Truly a tankless condition to have.

@playitagainrowlf @rucleare

[rhs1963]

@danny

It might be necessary to disarticulate some of his body parts

Bone saws are effective. But the flab might dull the blade.

[arc_of_the_universe]

Yeah. Trump’s needs to spend some time in Supermax before he belches out his last Big Mac.

It’s kind of like Mengele. Why’d he get to die while he was out for a swim at age 68 or whatever?

[dicktater]

“I’ve given plenty of on the record statements that were truth and accurate,” she said.

And plenty that weren’t.

[schmed]

@rhs1963

But the flab might dull the blade.

Maybe they could find some effective tools in a whaling museum. . .

[darcy]

Even at 267, three years on a fast food diet could easily get a person to tip the scale at 300 lbs. In truth, if I could eat anything I wanted, and at any time of the day, I’d be waddling around in a muumuu like Homer in a Simpsons’ episode, working on a disability scam. One of my favs.

[bwillator]

@playitagainrowlf

I hear that some people are saying Disney has a contract to stuff him and animate him.

I think we’re all bozos on this bus.

[playitagainrowlf]

@castor_troy

an advanced case of Turret’s Syndrome.

Truly a tankless condition to have.

Hey, let’s not allow this thread to go off track…

[hardyweinberg]

@ghost

It’s been done before, but somehow I don’t see Melania secretly running the country while Donnie recovers from a stroke.

I still think she’s the brains of the operation, planted there by the ex Yugoslav mob to watch its investment.

[castor_troy]

If we do, folks will be gunning for us.

[calugg]

Also, he could have had stents put in. Just a thought.