Trump Made A Mysterious Unscheduled Hospital Visit. Here’s What We Know.

White House press secretary Stephanie Grisham released a statement saying that Trump was “taking advantage of a free weekend” to “begin portions of his routine annual physical exam”

Is Trump surrounded by a bunch of politically inept people (if that wasn’t clear before) ?

The idea that a physical can be done in segments, months apart, is stupid on its face.

Whatever it was that compelled him to have to go to Walter Reed signals that it was probably some kind of emergency.

For political cover, they could’ve have declared that it was Trump’s full annual check up and provide further “proof” of his well-being the following day by putting him on display, say, meeting with the mayor of DC to discuss, I don’t know, statehood or something. Or perhaps weave the meeting into his African American out-reach bee ess.

Hell, just have him photographed on the phone in the Oval with the Fed Chair or someone so they can pretend everything is normal.

In stead, we don’t see Trump publicly for at least 36 hours while speculation runs rampant forcing the media to chew on this stupid “partial checkup” story.

OR, I’m completely wrong about their cleverness and:

This is just the first chapter in “The President Has Health Problems That Might Disable Him From Staying in Office”…

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The fact that there have been very few people in the mainstream media who have called out the official White House explanation for this hospital visit as the bullshit it is tells you everything you need to know there.

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After 70+ MRI, I laugh at death! Well…no, I really don’t. I think the doctors I see are pretty much all in agreement at being amazed that I’m still alive. One actually came out and said that a couple of months ago. People with my form of brain cancer don’t usually live more than about 5 years. I’ve lived 21.

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I hear that some people are saying Disney has a contract to stuff him and animate him. They’ll apparently be using first gen audio animatronics from decommissioned rides from Disneyland but they’re having some trouble because they can’t get it to stop swearing and feeling up the female techs.

Some people are sayin’…

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And you can bet it wasn’t even a bullet point on the scroll on Faux Noise.

He walked to the car. I don’ t think that would have happened if he had suffered a stroke. Maybe, but probably not. He might have had a very serious headache that could be a lot of things including a panic attack or a stroke.

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Donald J. Trump is certainly a fine human being.

We all benefit from his wisdom and his perspective based on his years of study and his broad fund of knowledge about the world and its complexities.

Without question, Donald’s finely-honed sense of fair play, decency and respect for all provide a clear moral compass for our nation.

Ha ha ha. HA-HA-HA-HA-HA. Giggle. Smirk.

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Naw, he awarded it on a no-bid contract to Doral, as compensation to himself for losing the G-7.

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I hope he lasts to see the inheritance tax hit 100%

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I do not want him to die. I want him to live a long time IMPOVERISHED, barely making do after selling Mar-a-Lago et al.

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OBAMA: “I guess what they say about hand size is true!”

I think he has to chew his way out. He sucked his way in but he can’t suck himself out.

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“Chairman Trump in excellent health. Placed first in crossfit competition after swim back and forth across Potomac and bench press 400 lb guy in mother’s basement before lunch. Most effective Chairman-President in history.”

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My late Grandmother never lost the ability to walk after a stroke… (small strokes admittedly). But the just kept happening…Anyway, it’s just a thought based on an N of 1.

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It tells me that the visit was extremely serious and the press is being asked to keep their mouths shut for now.

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https://twitter.com/jwb625/status/1196086072209551361

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They had to surgically remove Gym Jordan, Lindsey Graham and Mike Pence from his small intestines. It was obstructing the space he had left to accommodate Louie Ghomert, Mark Meadows and Mick Mulvaney. I wouldn’t want to be that doctor.

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They should have tested to see what kind of dementia he has.

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I love the story of the Disney animatronic Trump. Many were so certain that Hillary would win that Disney began production of a Hilliary animatronic. Then, when Trump won, they had to scramble to turn what they had begun as Hillary into a Trump—which produced a weird looking Hillary-Trump thing. Absolute monster, it is.

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