Trump Got Tired Of Waiting On GOP Lawmakers To Decide Whether To Relinquish Their Authority

[ralph_vonholst]

And the woman in yellow next to Trump was caught in mid clap.

[known_thespian]

I know he had been gradually moving right, but as it was recounted, the encounter in question resonated (again, I’m not at all certain it was George M.)

[BhamsterT]

[jonney_5]

@ralph_vonholst

But I have to tell you that has been used and is unimaginative. So, what can you suggest?

[tiowally]

No, he’s not. The lectern is already plugged in through the floor. The jack in the step is for a mic cable. The guy kneeling in front is either a jackass, a jack-off (jagoff) or praying to get plugged, your choice.

[lastroth]

@ralph_vonholst

ensuing auto da fé.

I wonder if college or university has ever given Mel Brooks a degree in history or poli-sci? I mean I only know what “auto de fe” means because of him. And a few choice points in history, mostly world history.

[zandru]

@steviedee111

Trump should just have the Constitution smuggled out of the country and sent to a black site prison in Syria

Too late. I’ve got five hardcopies (in booklet form) and it’s also online.

[zandru]

@Scoutmom

In the 12 months after Title 42 ended, the Biden administration ramped up deportations under the standard U.S. immigration framework, Title 8, and removed or returned 775,000 unauthorized migrants—more than in any previous fiscal year since 2010. [etc]

And they even got due process.

[zandru]

@darrtown

He thought it a document of happy unity …

… when in fact, the Declaration of Independence was a divorce decree. Mr Three Wives and Counting ought to be quite familiar with that sort of document.

[garrybee]

It was just posted over night.

[bcgister]

@globalguy

“Terry. Terry. I am the Pope. Did you see the picture? The hat? The beautiful white hat? The tremendous cross? Get him the picture.”

…
“All you gotta say is, ‘Yes, you are, Your Holiness.’”

[darrtown]

@zandru

@darrtown

He thought it a document of happy unity …

… when in fact, the Declaration of Independence was a divorce decree. Mr Three Wives and Counting ought to be quite familiar with that sort of document.

A divorce decree in specific detail even. Reading it one should get the distinct impression the authors are Pissed Off at George III

[bcgister]

He should be glad he wasn’t institutionalized as well.

[jnbenson]

@eldonlazar

simplistic answers that are ultimately meaningless.

Perfection.

@eldonlazar

Words, thought or spoken, have no effect on imaginary things.

Or as @thunderclapnewman pointed out non-existent things, irrespective of your theological bent.

[noonm]

@ralph_vonholst

Among them is Cardinal Dolan of NYC, who Trump appointed to his new religious liberty commission this week.

I hear Catholic Cardinal faces are a particular delicacy for Leopards.

[lastroth]

@riverstreet

If Marco Rubio can be the Secretary of State, National Security Advisor, Administrator of the USAID, and Archivist of the United States, it is not unreasonable that Donald Trump can simultaneously be the President of the United States and the Pope.

If Marco is going to wear 4 hats, will Elmo demand he only get one salary?

[noonm]

@lastroth

will Elmo demand he only get one salary?

No salary, cause its being cut by DOGE.

[zenicetus]

@noonm

No salary, cause its being cut by DOGE.

Or even better, Marco will be paid in Trump’s bitcoin bought at taxpayer expense, where the Trump Org gets 2/3 of the selling price if he ever cashes it in. For real, it’s in the fine print. Let no opportunity for grifting go to waste!

[philmore]

Finally Dolan does something worthy of praise.

[bcgister]

@ralph_vonholst

Okay. How about

That works for me.
I was looking for

but couldn’t find an appropriate emoji here.