Trump Defends Noem, Suggests She Maybe Didn’t Read Her Book ‘Carefully.’ She Did. - TPM – Talking Points Memo

Trump wss once video taped with a Bald Eagle. The bird threatened to rip trump’s face off.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/video/2015/dec/10/donald-trump-attacked-by-american-bald-eagle-video&ved=2ahUKEwjfoJqhrZOGAxX4IUQIHU7ZDigQuAJ6BAgSEAE&usg=AOvVaw1OahUhRRfR079wgwHGHuPA
There are a number of better links. Just sesrch “trump with bald eagle”

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Trump likes her tits. Thats all.

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Coming soon to a campaign commercial near you!

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However, there were several pounds of silicone and collagen.

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“Seeming?” I’m gonna suggest they go with “steaming factual errors” in the next version.

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But only if no dogs or goats are harmed in the process.

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Maybe someone ghostread it?

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Please proceed, Mr. Trump.

That looks like it could be Iwanka.

Trump would not tolerate having a wheel chair bound individual as his running mate.

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Kristi Noem performed an execution.

She took a young dog and shot him down, in a gravel pit because he was inconvenient. She is proud she did it. Really proud. Cricket is just dead. I wonder if Cricket is proud of her as well.

Donald Trump is defending Kristi, trying to place the issue on someone else entirely. I guess that ghostwriter actually shot Cricket.

Will this country be lost to the gravel pit as well?

This is today’s GOP in a nutshell. Cold hearted and blameless in all things. Vote for them at your own risk.

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Hope Old Yeller’s estate sues you for defamation of character. /s

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I’m no expert but, I just can’t see her as a “helpful” choice. So please proceed.

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It’s just the Scottish version of John Madden.

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I don’t see any documents, but I’m pretty sure I’ve spotted skin cancer.

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Noem fits the “central casting” mold, and she’s a woman. Trump wants one and likely needs the other. And Trump rarely defends anyone who’s got the stink of humilation on them. Yet, here he is, valiantly defending her in a way that’s almost out of character.

Noem is still in the running. She’s definitely top five and probably top 3. I also hope he picks her as VP, because the dog story is an evergreen line of attack if there’s ever been one.

She’s never, ever, ever living it down.

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“I’ve written two or three books - haven’t read one of them. But, I am the greatest author ever … one like you couldn’t believe.”

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I’m certain that he has the most exquisite cognitive dissonance. High scores all around. He’s top of the class in cognitive dissonance.

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Does picking Noem bring him anything he doesn’t already have? It’s not like South Dakota is in play. I mean, she’s been banned from 20% of her own state. An anti-abortion puppy killer is unlikely to get him the women’s vote. He’ll pick his only “black friend” and then treat him like Mike Pence.

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Ron Filipkowski


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Watching Raskin’s face and then Crockett’s as she seeks a point of order to see whether it’s appropriate to comment on Marge’s “bleach blonde bad built butch body” after Greene talked about her eyelashes is the best part.

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