The Most Sought-After Capitol Insurrectionists Remain At Large | Talking Points Memo

Jewish Space Lasers. Now why didn’t I think of that? Damn. I could be rolling in dough right now.

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I can’t imagine that this is the only available video around DC.

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Rudy will regret blaming them for Jan 6th.

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Good way to get all the cats moving in sync.

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:question:

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Try further north.

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Don’t worry, mate. We’ve spent many a night in the clink and still gotten assignments done under the wire.

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Okay, that beats Kobach’s mandatory supplemental training.

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(Pulls up ops budget spreadsheet in “edit” mode, with even heavier sigh)

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That doesn’t even come close to the rest of us…

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One down, three to go

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Jewish space lasers? May the Schwartz be with you.

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כשר 28

Name of the spaceship. Hah.

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Ok. Now we’re in a bidding war. I better jump in with my offer of $200k, before the bidding gets down to $2.50.

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Googles Pizza Delivery Services to Leeds, UK, C/O Steve Hadfield

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It appears Lincoln Project lawyers are after Rudy because he blamed them for the violence on January 6th.

He’s a dipshit.

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A dead dipshit, at that. :grimacing:

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Things aren’t always what they seem

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Please let him not be disbarred before he represents himself.

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