Aren’t those ‘Gym’ Jordan’s?
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the swinging arm.
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Posting on E-Bay for sale tomorrow. Be sure to place your orders before the Saudis get them all.
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Yeah, like those guys would be able to build a laser, that was the work of us folks over in Soros IT working in the lab down in Oz.
And you wouldn’t believe how long it took us to train the two of them just to aim and fire it - you think the California fires were bad, you should see what they did to the whole of the Aussie outback. The Aussies were so pissed that we had to move the lab back to the States, and @rascal_crone had to authorize free beer for the whole country for a week. After that, nobody could quite remember what they were mad about, so it worked out okay…
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The kangaroos in particular were hopping mad about the whole deal.
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That’s Captain Kangaroo to you!
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Yeah, but it was easy enough to find techies with the right koalafications…
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Which one?
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But did you search outback?
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I agree.
Its probably Lauren Boebert, or as she’s called among her insurrectionist friends, Q*bert.
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(Pulls up duty roster in “edit” mode, with heavy sigh)
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The koalas could hardly bear it.
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Gait is also consistent with a distance runner of either sex.
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This absolutely enrages us. Most upsetting is the young woman who took things from Pelosi’s office. The videos clearly show her directing people. She’s been communicating with others while at home. The laptop hasn’t been found. Lock her up!
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That dingo anywhere.
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Yeah, I bet he’s feeling a bit sheepish right now…
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Facial recognition meet sneaker recognition. So. Much. ahem Footage.
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If the pack was heavy then a bit more arm swing on the opposite side might be apparent.
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Neither did the boomerang.
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