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To find out what I can do, say @dannydorko bite me.
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… and a latex homosexual.
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Some Bill the Cat to start, then a hint of Dr. Evil before Nelson finishing strong! You’ve taken the art to a new level, @tena.
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Which just goes to show you, Pence will do anything for money. He’s basically a whore, just don’t tell mother.
Btw, thought this was kinda funny…
Yep, an all white dog with blue eyes.
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Nah, just that if we get rid of Pence and Trump, Nancy is next in line. I don’t have problem with Madam President 
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They’re technically not gay if they vote Republican (it’s an honorary thing, like being an honorary white person back in the South African apartheid days when visiting while black).
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I am hypersensitive when it comes to the woman I think of as My Nancy. Forgive me.
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Let’s hope Mother accompanies him lest he succumb to some deeper urges and fantasies.
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Eh, fuck Pence. I hope he chokes on the dessert when he finds out who baked the ‘Gay’ cake.
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Will he be dressed as a Cowboy, Sailor, Cop, Leather Biker, or Construction Worker while he is giving his speech? What kind of chaps?
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Ya’ think that God’s gonna’ strike Mikey down for this?
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Bureaucrat
Something big enough to tuck a few 10K into.
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Eight hundred thou will be haul for this gig. He’ll need bigger chaps.
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I realize I’m north of you, and Jared Huffman is my congress critter, but I share that possessive
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The buttless ones. Makes for quicker quickies in the toilet stall. Where’s Larry Craig when he’s needed?
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DId you hear the one about Mike Pence wanting to be converted?
So the rugby team took him out and kicked him between the goal posts!
“Badum - tish!”
I hope not, @tena. I am not ready to see Mike Pence in a leather getup dancing rapturously with a bunch of gay ski bums (although I do hope someone gets good video). Or is his mother coming along? That might be even funnier.
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Someone needs to rescue that cute dog.
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The rapist may get sidetracked while he’s driving by the local junior high school. Or he may see the exits outside Denver for the Coors brewery tour and go spend a few days there.
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