Matt Gaetz Asks Court To Send Protester Who Threw A Drink At Him To Prison

Drink for a drink seems reasonable. It just doesn’t extrapolate well in modern society at the maiming and killing level.

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Sadly true, we should have a star for ‘agree,’ too painful to ‘like.’

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I’d argue drunk driving is far more dangerous to society. Did Gaetz serve time for that?

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No.

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No. I’m just going for a cheap laugh, is all.

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Does she have a gofundme account? I suspect he wants a jail sentence because the woman bicyclist who flipped Trump the bird and was fired just got elected for a local position.

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I understand. Sometimes I like to push it to the next logical step anyway. Though it would be great if that was her punishment and her response afterwards was, “This is what has you in such a tizzy? What a crybaby!” or something along those lines.

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It is a mistake to waste a good drink on Matt Gaetz. Now, a bag full of fresh wet runny excrement would have been less of a waste and more appropriate.

Sure. Some of the best stuff here is random chat with people just musing about whatever. Or a tangent about music, food and drink, anything really.

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So am I right that he’s claiming anything less than a long prison sentence will lead his supporters to attack and kill protesters? I think he should furnish details of the criminal plans he apparently is aware of. Under oath.

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Maybe the judge will incarcerate the defendant in the Courthouse lock up for an hour, or less than an hour and put her on Probation, although I think Probation is kind of excessive for what happened here.

But the world will indeed be unsafe for the Modern GOP if people can get away with tossing beverages at obnoxious demagogue assholes.

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Boy, he is one tough hombre.

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Good ole boy privilege. He never went into a courtroom.

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Matt Gaetz needs to realize that what comes around goes around. You will have people watch your ever move for any crimes you may commit in order for you to be sent to prison. I have no doubt they will find something on you for corruption as you appear to be corrupt.

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But feel free to give intelligence secrets away to other countries, take bribes, and use campaign and charity donations for your personal use. Just don’t throw a milkshake at a man who supports lying and cheating. THAT would be bad.

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Maybe we can use this case to take down Citizens United?

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Yeah, but only after he has done the assaulting.

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If throwing a drink gets you jail time, imagine what throwing your country overboard should get you. Right, Mr. Gaetz?

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They’re a bunch of mean fuckers. No other way to put it.

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In the movies the wronged woman throws the drink in his face and calls him a cad.
She laughs contemptuously first, after which the guy takes it stoically – and chivalrously.
But that’s in the movies.

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