tell me that you wouldn’t have tossed some seriously cheap bourbon in this drunken asshole’s face. gaetz is a sloppy drunk. i’d bet this was not the first drink tossed into his face. the guy is a dick with ears.
9 Likes
Is this what Nelson Muntz grown up would be like? If his father was a well-connected politician?
1 Like
Could it be, by any chance, that Spano was the third congress critter to come out for Trump? Chris Collins was first and he’s pled guilty. Duncan Hunter goes on trial in January. It would be too funny for words if this dude was the third to endorse Trump.
6 Likes
Brother Gaetz is a tad sensitive about his clothing for the otherwise loathsome and odious republi-toady that he is, obviously working hard at scoring high on the sartorial scale to garner favor with his beloved leader who appreciates expensive suits.
I guess it’s a good thing he hasn’t gotten those black dress uniforms and arm bands that he covets so earnestly mandated to the house dress guidelines yet…Jordan holding out for the more basic black shirt with Sam Brown belt, riding pants, and matching jackboots.
Herr Trump, heraus!
3 Likes
Yet not really so veiled.
7 Likes
I gave this at least a moment’s real thought, objectively, and honestly there has to be some kind of sanction for even harmless forms of hostile touching, because that’s literally not speech any more. I just am not sure jail even for a minute is appropriate for something where there’s really no more than an infinitesimal chance of injury.
8 Likes
It’s an insult vs injury and Gaetz is a fucking snowflake, so> lawsuit.
7 Likes
he gets his apparel advice from jim jordan.
1 Like
Imagine how much time this fuckwad would be asking for this woman to serve if she threw glitter at him. Probably the death penalty. Fucking man-baby. All these tRumpers are fucking man-babies suffering from a chronic case of arrested development.
5 Likes
She should serve precisely the amount of time you did on all of your DUI convictions, you supperating boil.
17 Likes
Is there a twitter account for Matt’s Gaetz’s Milkshake yet?
7 Likes
We’re not really good at making the punishment fit the crime in this country. We’re way too happy with overly punitive measures, which is why we have the largest prison population in the world. We need to find a happy medium for this sort of thing. I can see a fine because we shouldn’t be encouraging hostile touching, but going to jail over this is ridiculous.
In the past, with things like Hammurabi’s Code, we had an exponential or linear relationship between crime and punishment (e.g. adultery: stoning, take an eye: lose an eye). It seems like we ought to be moving more to a logarithmic or asymptotic scale that metes out punishment to make it clear there are consequences for bad behavior, but still allows for rehabilitation and understanding for extenuating circumstances (e.g. his face was demanding to be punched, but she couldn’t get close enough to oblige physically).
7 Likes
If not, there should be!
5 Likes
Did it damage his $30,000 Hermes clutch?
Sorry. Should have included the link.
Matthew 7:1-3 King James Version (KJV) 1. Judge not, that ye be not judged. 2. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. 3. And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother’s eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
4 Likes
Democrats throw milkshakes.
Republicans throw battery acid.
2 Likes
Funny, cuz Grimace also looks kinda like a velvety butt plug and that’s a good way to think of Gaetz…a walking talking butt plug…
Maybe that’s another twittter account that should exist…Matt Gaetz’s Butt Plug…
5 Likes
Owning a $30,000 handbag should be a crime in itself.
6 Likes
Thanks for that mix-tape! I needed something upbeat to clean my brain!
ETA: well not Gary Puckett & the Union Gap (in the auto-play list). Speaking of creepy pedophiles!
Ah, Hammurabi. If the punishment were that she gets a drink tossed on her I’m good with it.
5 Likes