Officer Big Mac has released security-camera footage of the suspect:
It is described as seven-feet tall, furry, purple, and gender non-specific.
Known accomplices include Hamburglar, Captain Crook, and H.R. Pufnstuf.
Anyone with information regarding the whereabouts of this suspect is urged to contact the office of Mayor McCheese immediately.
I wonder what punishment he thinks Trump and fellow conspirators like himself should get for treason against the United States?
Only incarceration allows me to reinforce to my supporters and opponents alike that Free Speech is welcomed â but assault will not be tolerated,â Gaetz wrote. âIf the defendant is not subject to some incarceration, then word will be out that a first assault is functionally âfree.ââ
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A guy with a DUI who made a threat against the Presidentâs former lawyer has the balls to say he just wants people to be safe.
Has Gaetz ever considered renting out his forehead as a billboard?
He looks like a land-bound BelugaâŚ
Someone call SeaWorldâŚ
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Shortly after Gaetzâs case was referred to state attorney Steve Meadows, Gaetzâs driving license was reinstated. Despite a time period of a yearâs suspension mandated by Florida law when a driver refuses a breathalyzer test, Gaetzâs suspension was less than a year long. Gaetzâs refusal also did not lead to a criminal prosecution, where it could have been used against him.
Oh goodness, that is perfect.
We ought to buy that lady another drink -so she can toss it at Gaetz, too. If someone starts a go-fund-me page to pay her fine I will happily contribute!
I was torn about bringing up his dui charge, but f-- it, itâs relevant.
As it relates to billboards
didnât Gaetz break the law by entering a SCIF without clearance and with a cellphone? whatâs the penalty for that?
Catchy, but too many syllables for the Deplorables to graspâŚ
âMy supporters are just as passionate as my opponents. They have the capability to be violent too.â
Seriously, WTF?
Gaetz: fer chrissakes, there wasnât even any bourbon in that milkshake!
#Triggered
OT - but hereâs a bit of breaking news from Politico that involves another another Republican Representative in Florida:
The Justice Department is conducting a criminal investigation into Florida GOP Rep. Ross Spano over alleged campaign finance violations. Spano has denied any wrongdoing.
The revelation came in an announcement by the House Ethics Committee, which has been asked by DOJ to defer its own probe into Spano while the criminal investigation unfolds.
This arrogant SOB is a bad karma magnet and itâs only a matter of time before he goes down in flames. I can hardly wait.
Petty, whiny-ass piece of shit. Will he attempt to bring charges of grievous emotional harm when people repeatedly laugh in his face?
What a fucking wimp.
Veiled threat.