Mastriano Turns To Fasting And Jesus To Rescue Drowning Campaign

One poll has Kari Lake just 1 pt behind Katie Hobbs. I think Hobbs will win, but I’m not sanguine, because boy, is Arizona fucking stupid. Take this “influencer” dude who’s been doing diverse kinds of weird cult supporter shit.

Wigged out?

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Sharks spotted swimming in the streets of Ft. Myers, FL after Hurricane Ian makes landfall pic.twitter.com/5505ICEXpH

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) September 29, 2022
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If God can do the things you pray for…and didn’t…what the fuck are you praying for? What makes the person praying think God will do a 180?

I suppose there’s an upside to this. When Mastriano loses he’ll have to accept that God told him to fuck off.

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Why is that freak Schmidt given a blank check to harass people?

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Next he storms a children’s oncology ward and accuses them of being crisis actors.

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He won’t accept a loss. Neither will THE OZHOLE.

I fully expect both of them to endlessly file lawsuits challenging the election results and there will be plenty of other Republicans who will do the same thing.

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Behind closed doors he’ll pig out on Papa John’s and watch porn.

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Jesus of Nazareth was born a Jew, his entire family were Jews, he lived as an observant Jew, worshiped and prayed to YAHWEH, all twelve of his disciples were Jews, he taught in the synagogue, never, ever even intimated that he was rejecting his faith or religion, was arrested as a Jew, hung on a cross as a Jew, had a sign installed at his feet, “King of the Jews,” and he died a Jew.

Any questions?

I’ve long wanted to have a bumper-sticker on my car stating “Jesus was a Jew”

But I was pretty sure my car would be torched.

You know…by loving Christians.

Wanna have fun?

Ask a christian which denomination Jesus was.

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I dunno, freedom to be a jackass asshole or something that jackass assholes interpret the constitution to say.

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Yes, as a nation we’re done with normal election results. A few sane, rational losers will concede, but for a great many it will be ceaseless caterwauling about being robbed and cheated.

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Florida August 2022: Let’s go Brandon
Florida September 2022: Save me Brandon

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:100: :100: :100:

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They will. But like iPODs the time when that was a thing is over. It won’t move people because they’re burned out on it.

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"If you don’t believe I’m actually the President, why are you asking me for help?"

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On a side note, damage assessment from Hurricane Ian will be starting soon, so please some reporter keep an eye on Trump and his claims about Mar-a-Lago in Palm Beach, you know he will pad any claim…

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“You’ve changed, Marge” - Mr. Marjorie Taylor Green

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That’s kinda amusing. I’ve never seen anyone camping before while they’re wearing a sweater vest.

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Dog bless those people who are rescuing animals. What a nightmare. I wouldn’t wish a hurricane on anyone.

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His (non-fasting) campaign isn’t doing so hotpolling-wise and money-wise to the point where, according to the Philadelphia Inquirer, he’s going on podcasts and asking Americans living abroad to send him cash.

You mean “Americans” living abroad, don’t you?

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