‘Legislative Terrorist’ Jim Jordan Spins Himself As Great Uniter

Well, if you listen to fools…

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Earlier today Chip Roy claimed it was under ten. This is a substantial list.

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Prighozin’s Rebellion was initially dismissed, until it got near Moscow.

We’ll know around 6:15 Eastern, if Jordan is a modern day Sisyphus.

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I’ll be getting my Covid booster and flu shot around 3:30 Pacific but I’ll check back once home.

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And here I thought the black smoke and constitution burning happened when they elected Jim.

Bad either way, Jim Jordan speaker or no speaker of the House. Now there is a choice made by the devil.

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You’re going to take a guy who runs a clown show on one of the most important committees in the House and who supports the 1-6 movement along with election deniers and put him in charge of the whole fucking House?

What time machine did I get on and where the fuck have I landed?

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You have arrived on Groundhog Day in Dumbfuckia.

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Does the Motion to Vacate option apply to every House Speaker, or just Kevin McCarthy?

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This is becoming more and more apparent as we watch the GQP immolate.

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“I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.”

― Oscar Wilde

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They failed to fix it, so every R Speaker is in danger.

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Uh huh, sure he did. Jordan’s team is walking this one back.

Axios Reporter

Scoop: GOP lawmakers say Jordan gave assurances on Israel-Ukraine aid axios.com/2023/10/16/jim-jor…

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My worry is that we’ll have wall-to-wall persecutions of Biden, Hunter, and every admin official their twisted malevolent minds can think of. Jordan will crank the smoke machine into overdrive, and the morons who make up the mushy undecideds among the electorate will throw up their hands and lean into the old “where there’s smoke there must be fire” cop-out. Jordan with the gavel has the ability do an incredible amount of damage.

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Yup, sure thing.

From Juliegrace Brufke Axios

Four lawmakers told me that they were assured a bill linking Israel and Ukraine funding would not be blocked on the floor.
A Jordan spokesperson denied that the speaker nominee made promises, telling Axios that Jordan’s conversations were about working to find the right approach, rather than specific promises

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:joy:

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Things rolling downhill?

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That’s what got McCarthy into deep water.

He reportedly promised “ship”, but later denied it.

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I am wondering about the blue band around Gym Hastert’s wrist. They usually have institutionalized folks wear them.

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Not yet, but we’ll all know around 7.

He reportedly promised McCaul something.

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