Gaetz Implodes In Surreal Tucker Carlson Appearance | Talking Points Memo

[established_1781]

I know, big MP fan- but the dueling quotes can only be described as sublime.

[moderately]

I would hate for you to do the equivilant of claiming to have invented post-its.

[careysub]

Money comes into the picture somewhere.

[txlawyer]

@daveyjones64

Its probably worth noting, though of no actual consequence, that she is 12 years younger than Matt.

It’s even said that he likes beautiful women as much as Trump does, and many of them are on the younger side.

[rascal_crone]

He then demanded that the FBI “release the recordings” to prove, once and for all, that the allegations were untrue.

" I demand the FBI release the proof of the thing I just made up! "

[lechifforobe]

Wow. I can’t stop watching this!

[junior_varsity]

matt’s paraphrasing bart simpson now,
“I didn’t do it, nobody saw me do it, there’s no way you can prove anything!”

[meri]

You mean because he’d get the coveted Moore endorsement, or because Alabama Southern Baptists are a bunch of fucking hypocrites?

[radicalnormal]

#GaetzGate

[professionalsmartass]

to be blunt, you need to ask before you fuck her.

[professionalsmartass]

i’m not certain of the FL statute, but I think this excerpt follows a section about those who are over 18, yet under 24, having sexual activity with a 16-17 year old, and a lesser penalty.

[cervantes]

@established_1781

I may even go so far as an attribution

Monty Python.

[jinnj]

@dannydorko

@Volvo_Birkenstock

But the real question here is, why would any minor want to have sex with this obnoxious, toxic, repugnant and morally reprehensible deviant?

Indeed.

WHY?
cash upfront (lots) often resolves questions

[cervantes]

@pine

Cooked goose in the humid morning air has a certain twang to it.

Grilled in Scotch?

[rascal_crone]

He’s decorating his room in hell because he’s been assigned Gorka as a roomate when his time comes.

[timorwig]

@playitagainrowlf

I’m still trying to figure out who can compete with him

Pillow guy?

[ajm]

Whether that happens may depend on what Matt knows about Republican leadership.

[rascal_crone]

Boycotting advertisers sends a message to companies that they need to hear.

[Scoutmom]

Under 16 is statutory rape. The over 24 years part means that 16 and 17 with the age difference, is still a felony.

[rascal_crone]

3 crimes caught on photo:
Backwards baseball cap on college dude indoors.
Pervvy dad making his daughter sit on his lap.
Seminole rip-off jacket on white guy on far right.