The chemicals inside the glowsticks turn you gay - pass it on.
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It’s also time the damn legacy media grew up and stopped lying for him.
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And a botched plastic surgery.
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There might still be some space in the ‘instant transition’ room. Just a shot and a few stitches, according to conservative parents who’ve never had a child in need of that surgery.
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Finally someone brings up Trump’s Covid disaster!
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Democracy suffocated a la Bleak House.
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If you get free Kale, you are required to take a bundle of Cilantro as well.
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Hello darkness, my old friend…
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You can order any kind of pizza you want - but you have to refer to it with ‘they/them’ pronouns. 10% off if you have more than 4 facial piercings.
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So was WAPO and the NYT.
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Seems like the real tech money is going to Hawaii these days.
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Mummmm…Mexican Food too?
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Things looked bleach there for a while…
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That was quick.
Moore: We will now have a voice vote on the motion to ceremonially confirm our vice-presidential nominee. All in favor of the motion please proudly say aye. [Crowd says aye] Moore: I’m thrilled to proudly reaffirm Tim Walz as the nominee for vice president.
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And @kelaine, Andy forgot to mention that dachshunds are also eligible for the $10,000 credit per for the cat ladies.
I’m going out tonight for another one, or two.
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Arrrr, pizza is a always a “she” — like the ocean, its unconquerable perfection both womb and abyss…
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Looking forward to Biden’s appearance and accolades tonight. Rolled my eyes, however, at the WaPo headline for Matt Viser’s article:
Biden was to be the headliner. Instead, he’s an opening act.
It’ll be just fine, WaPo.
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If R’s really wanted to recruit women they’d enter you into a lottery where the first 20 winners got surgery from whoever does Ivanka.
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Good lord.
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