For a long time NZ residency was quite explicitly for sale. There was an “investor” class of visas for people who “invested” a set amount; an amount that was too big for ordinary folks but laughably small for oligarchs (it may have been one meeelion dollars). The kicker was that the investment could include just buying real estate; there was no requirement to have a set number of employees or run a going concern with a set amount of revenue. Nope just park a million bucks in NZ and get permanent residency.
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One can never have too many dachshunds…or so I’m told.
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Nice cat, Cousin Paine !
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Plastic surgery from Jared?
Sure, why not?
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The organizers are keeping this program moving along.
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As long as you promise not to pee on the tampon dispenser.
(It occurs to me that this is probably the biggest and only reason why having them in men’s rooms is a waste of time…because bigoted men are complete fucking assholes)
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I find it hard to believe that Biden will be on at 9 (umm, that is the scheduled time?).
Sweet! Bliss will be psyched…she turned 1 today and wants a big screen TV to watch Pinky & The Brain…
Mercury turns 1 in a month and wants a 5 ton tube of Churu.
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I wait until Chewy has one those “buy two, get one free” specials, and then I get three 50-count Churu tubs for the price of two! And free shipping!
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Narrator in her head: “He’s killing people. He’s literally killing people right now as he speaks. Don’t weep. Don’t weep. Don’t weep. Don’t weep…”
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US EB-5s only require a $500,000 investment IIRC. 
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Me too haha…they get their daddy’s going to work treat in the morning and their daddy’s home treat when I get back lol
But seriously…he’s waaaaay too food motivated and I’m letting him get away with it for now because he’s not even a year yet, but he’s headed for some behavioral modification in the not-too-distant future LOL. He’s like a little 15 pound grey bear already.
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And The Winner Of Walz Being Chosen VP Is: Peggy Flanagan
Well, that is based on the assumption that Harris and Walz win.
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Poor Matt…
He dreams of a day when he’ll be important enough even to scrub dog poop off the shoe of any opening act.
(Maybe the opening act at a midway-carnival freakshow. Some day.)
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Dark Tea Time of the Soul right there.
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Josh Shapiro on MSNBC. That’s my governor!
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I think you’re right about that.
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