Discussion:

Golly, thanks for the Christie Camel Toe.

Good god who cares what this useless fat pig of a prick has to say? Hopefully this all blows up in his fat face and he either goes to jail or his life is ruined because of all the crap he’s pulled.

Damn, that is nasty, the photographer should be fired.

If he’s not in jail, Fox can give him a new show: The Bully Pulpit.

The most important question: is there a GOOD DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE lined up to run for governor of New Jersey next time?

IF NOT, WHY NOT???

Close enough?

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it wouldn’t be all that surprising if we see something of a Christie bounce

We’ll certainly hear it even if we don’t see it.

Gibson, Dunn, & Crutcher: Unethical, corrupt, criminal, partisan Republican scum.

Will this one of Erick Erickson suffice?

It certainly is a great start. See Sniffit’s suggestion below. But now I must visit the loo before someone else posts one. I almost had an accident with both these.

Too, too cute! You guys are going to make me start wearing Depends.

One of the attorneys who worked on the Mastro Report, Debra Yang, was, like Christie, a fellow George W. Bush-appointed U.S. Attorney.

Ah yes, Debra Yang, of U.S. Attorney Scandal fame, who was bought off by Gibson Dunn in order to shut down an investigation of some Republican crooks. They are all one big happy family.

Time for some disbarment problems at Gibson Dunn.

One potential slight twist: my attorney wife tells me one game some firms play is to hire a stenographer as an independent contractor, and never actually request a physical or electronic copy of the transcript from them. You can be really cute and say that you had the stenographer bring the transcripts to your office and show them to your attorneys in person, but that the stenographer never transferred control or left behind any copies. Thus, the law firm itself never “possessed” any of the transcripts. Of course you can get a judge to compell the firm to disclose the name of the stenographer, then go find the stenographer and do discovery on them, so it’s a stupid gambit to just waste time, but it does happen.

Tick-tock, tick-tock

You can take the Troll from under his BRIDGE, but you can’t take the BRIDGE out of the Troll.

CHRIS how does it feel being stuck on the BRIDGE going no where, except back to you? You built the BRIDGE now use it. MF’r

No, no, no. That’s why interns were created. The intern admits to destroying the documents, but it all gets chalked up to an accidental screw-up by some kid who had no idea what New Jersey’s requirements were, who is hazy about how the mixup happened, but who is very certain of being told by one of the Gibson Dunn biggies that all the Christie files were to be boxed for storage.

Let alone two posts in a row : )

Where is Rose Mary Woods when you need her?

You’ll wonder where your package went when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent.