Womp womp
I simply donât have any Fuks to give for this.
There isnât a violin small enough.
Ok, just give us the IMEI numbers of your cell phones and Iâm sure the NSA can verify to within the nearest cell phone tower what events you did and didnât go to.
Suspicion of corruption? How could anyone think that. Trump is as honest as the day is long!
I wonder if he has a resting Fuk face?
Lee Ho Fuks
Fuks and friends âended up returning to their hotel, where they watched the inauguration ceremony on television at the hotel bar.â
It was the biggest hotel bar crowd EVER for an inauguration. Much bigger than Obamaâs.
So he got duped by the Orange Idiot and his solution is to hire Rudy Giuliani ? Isnât there any kind of entrance exam for oligarchs ? This guy is like the Clouseau of oligarchs, each step a little zanier than the previous.
OT but holy cripes. Chris Hayesâs interview with Rep. Sean Duffy (R-WI) was bonkers. Duffyâa former prosecutorâ refused to answer simple questions about the Mueller Report and obstruction of justice, and instead kept blaming the entire âfakeâ investigation on Hillary and the âDemocrat Party.â The only thing he didnât do was scream âno backsies!â
What was wrong with Hayesâ lip? Look like he got mugged or had a herpes outbreak. Spider bite? I tuned in late to the screaming. I thought Duffy might have smacked Hayes.
Read the new best seller:
The Art of the Grift.
Best enjoyed with a bucket of popcorn and a glass of schadenfreude.
A car from then-Rep. Dana Rohrabacher (R-CA) ânever came,â leaving Fuks and his associates âwalking in the rain to try to see the inauguration.â
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Heh. If true, any oligarch worth his vodka and caviar would have had the whole Drumpf gang disappeared to a gulag by now. These people (used loosely) so fucking deserve each other.
I didnât notice the lip until later. I was too fascinated by the train wreck (not Hayesâs fault).
I saw it. That dude was totally speeding. Couldnât stop talking for a fraction of a second.
All Duffy did was show what a total ass he is. He refused to stick up for law and order. Typical Republican, at this point.
There was no way Duffy could answer the questions without either admitting Trump did wrong or sounding like a completely incompetent and corrupt lawyer. So he just went back to the Trumpster talking points. Or yelling points.
Thatâs the price of doing business with Trump Enterprises. The sucker should have bought one of Donaldâs condos instead where he could have at least moneylaundered the cash heâs been stealing from the Russian people. I have no sympathy for people who act even more stupid than the average Republican. I thought Putinâs allies were at least conscious of how corrupt Donald is.
Putin picks his oligarchs not for their brains but for their butcher skills?