Who will think of the oligarchs??? 
Ain’t that a shame. 
…his recent hiring of Trump attorney Rudy Giuliani.
Slow learner?
Maybe Rohrabacher pulled the no-show in an effort to increase the crowd size?
“I hate this inauguration,” a message allegedly reads. “It is nothing but headaches.”
You think the inauguration was bad, you should see the next two and a half years…
Fuks screwed by Trump… story at 11.
Who thinks this is a bald faced attempt to distance himself from Trump’s boondoggles while still doing business with him on the sly ? A great public relations ploy.
Trump fucks Fuks. If these characters appeared in a sitcom script, no one would finance a pilot.
Oligarch Fuks up by trusting Don the Con.
Donalds invites oligarch to his banana republic but Fuks it up.
Ah, now we know why Giuliani never flew to Ukraine…
People who piss off Ukrainian Oligarchs with mob connections (and there are no Oligarchs without such support) have a habit of ending up in tragic accidents, slipping in the hotel shower and accidentally hitting themselves three times in the back of the head with a hammer before falling and strangling themselves in the shower curtain before wrapping themselves up in said shower curtain and jumping off the balcony.
Fuks and friends “ended up returning to their hotel, where they watched the inauguration ceremony on television at the hotel bar.”
Better than sitting in the rain listening to Donny 2-Scoop’s crazy speech.
Fuks Fuked by Trumpf? Get in line, dude.
I like “Fuks and friends…” Thanks.
“The New York Times first reported the lawsuit, and will soon feature Fuks in an episode of a TV show its running with FX.
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… wait. What? The NYT runs reality tv shows now?
Russian-Ukrainian oligarch Pavel Fuks
That name … no, I can’t do it. It’s just too easy.
Instead, I’ll tell a completely unrelated joke. Years ago, somewhere in the English Midlands, the local Ladies’ Society hosted a guest lecturer whose name was Dr. Fuchs.
The master of ceremonies introduced the guest as “Doctor Fucks”, and continued to use that pronunciation throughout the evening.
At the end, one of the attendees approached the emcee and quietly said “thank you … but you do know that the gentleman’s name is pronounced Fooks?”
The emcee answered “yes, but I could hardly say that with all the ladies present.”
. . . while accidentally swallowing a handful of several different kinds of sleeping pills.
God bless TPM.