God help me, I’ve observed about 7 extra hefty women at different times actually wearing the ‘fart now loading’ tee shirt when I was shopping for cheap DVDs at, you guessed it, Wal-Mart…was there a memo from the ‘no self-respect’ people?
This does not qualify as news.
Actually, I think he thinks he understands the power part. If, god forbid, he ever got elected, I think one of the biggest surprises he will get is that the POTUS does not have unlimited powers and cannot just order deferential, obsequious Congressmen, Senators, SCOTUS justices, etc., to carry out his wishes.
Imagine THAT temper tantrum!
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Why do you think his ‘people’ shoved a screwdriver up his ass as they killed him?
Or, as wiki describes Ceaușescu’s end:
On 25 December (1989) the couple were hastily tried and convicted by a special military tribunal on charges of genocide and sabotage of the Romanian economy in an approximately one-hour long court session. Ceaușescu and his wife were then [immediately taken outside and] shot by a firing squad…The Ceaușescus were executed by a gathering of soldiers: Captain Ionel Boeru, Sergeant-Major Georghin Octavian and Dorin-Marian Cîrlan, while reportedly hundreds of others also volunteered. The firing squad began shooting as soon as the two were in position against a wall.
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That has crossed my mind as well. But what I think is more likely that he just started his run just to promote himself, and he didn’t really expected to make it this far, and he has just been winging it.
One of these days, when it becomes that he will get ‘schlonged’ big time by Hillary, he will come out and say that he is only running for shits and giggles. And get ready to watch the epic tantrum that republicans of all stripes will be throwing.
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I hope this Republican disaster ends as peacefully…
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I have never set foot in a Walmart, in my life. Never will either, unless threatened with a gun. Maybe I’m not qualified to comment on the denizens lurking within their walls, but websites like “People of Walmart” paint a bleak picture.
Jeff Kay’s “West Virginia Surf Report” is one on the most hilarious blogs around. His “Walmart Game” is a classic.
DIRECTIONS: The game requires two or more players. All players enter a Wal-Mart store equipped with pen or pencil and a copy of the checklist below. Players have a pre-determined amount of time, I suggest thirty minutes, to walk around the store observing the customers and employees, and checking off their many defects and afflictions. The most “hits” in the allotted time wins. Good luck!
-Animal bite
-Barbed wire bleeding
-Bee sting
-Black eye
-Blacking out
-Blood stain
-Botched skin graft
-Broken bone
-Bucked dentures
-Buckshot dimples
-Butane rash
-Camel hack
-Carburetor burn
-Chigger bites
-Chipped teeth
-Cigarette hole
-Corn chip toenails
-Creeping crud
-DT’s
-Elephantiasis
-Face raisin
-Female bald spot
-Funking whistle
-Gasping for air
-Harelip
-Hatchet gash
-Healing tattoo
-Horseshoe bruise
-Lockjaw
-Neck brace
-Neck brace with Nascar sticker
-Neck vent
-Neck vent with bug guard
-Nicotine patch tan line
-One Herman Munster shoe
-Open sore
-Polio limp
-Powder burns
-Protruding forehead
-Radical obesity
-Rickets
-Ring worm
-Shingles
-Shrieking in pain
-Smoker’s squint
-Splint
-Stinking cough
-Sweet potato arm
-Teeth like the top of a castle
-Vomit beard
-Weeping sore
A variation that I also enjoy is more of a hobby than a game. I find it fun to carry my checklist with me at all times, and to whip it out whenever I find myself in a Wal-Mart store. Over time I attempt to fill my card by finding at least one example of each horrible defect listed. It’s like collecting baseball cards. However, I must warn you to keep a level head when playing this way. I once got so excited when I spotted that last elusive unchecked flaw, that I began jumping around and pointing at a woman in a glittery sweatshirt, shouting, “She’s got a face raisin! She’s got a face raisin!” And her husband proceeded to kick my ass right there beside the Fiddle Faddle endcap.
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I know I carry a heavy karmic burden for those $5 Jason Statham DVDs…
(PS-I didn’t see an ‘every square inch of visible body covered with tattoos’ check off…3 or 4, all women so far, they looked more like Munsters.)
I agree 150% – I’m betting he’ll not make it to Election Day. The only question is when he will jump ship (and what he will fabricate as the reason).
In the best of all possible worlds, he waits until the last minute, when it is absolutely clear that he is not going to make it, then he’ll flip the GOP the proverbial bird, claiming they weren’t “nice” or “respectful” or whatever, and leaving them completely in the lurch.
Another history-making election (but only as the subtitle – HRC will be the headline).
Of course, now that I am thinking about it, I can see him having great fun afterwards making all kinds of snark about Hillary “only winning by default”…
Geez, I can actually envision that!
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Well…Trump has praised or apologized for Saddam Hussein, Bashar Assad, Vladimir Putin, and Benito Mussolini, and previously he praised the Chinese government for carrying out the Tiananmen Square massacre, so now we can include Gadhafi as a despotic BT(rump)F as well, huh?
Well, like the Republicans, ol’ Moammar did have a Big Tent as well…and just as exclusive as the GOP’s.:
~rimshot!~
Wonder if Donny will emulate Gadhafi’s style as well? Pretty spiffy outfit…will probably be made in China.
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I do not believe one fucking one of this story. Trump is a liar, IMHO.
It was an admission of such a disturbing failure of ethics on your part I expected something involving your sister and a German Shepherd to follow afterwards. Depraved. Walmart? For shame.
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No, Trumpers will think this is the height of cleverness (and diplomacy?). Until it happens to them or Mom, this just shows them what a smart fellow T is, a man to be admired, to be voted for.
Yes, I recognize that, but most of the Trumpers can’t afford to stay in Trump Hotels or buy at Trump properties. We’ll see. A boy can dream.
I agree. What I meant to say he understands that with the trappings of power will come self-aggrandizing deference.
So…‘was he lying then or is he lying now’…that is the favorite question of many GOPpers and now the tables are turned. And to ADD to that question is ‘do you really CARE’?
‘Crank’ as a political statement…maybe?
I’ve seen better tents in Bedford at Bar Mitzvahs.
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Methinks there is an air of “being privy to BIGLY DEALS in Trump’s boardroom meetings” for the Trumpers who follow him. Projection, yes…but it’s the same think as working people talking about a pro star’s next contract as though THEY are in the negotiations. I have been in too many bull sessions to not be aware of this.
This election will be as much about the fantasy-land dreaming and emotional ages of voters as any in the history of this Republic.
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Assuming he does drop out, he wouldn’t necessarily throw the whole system out of whack: both parties have contingencies in place in case their candidate dies after the nomination or even after the election.
The really interesting question: if Trump drops out, does the GOP push Paul Ryan into the candidacy?
…he also picked up some tips about how to run a country !