‘Appear’ likable…Lipstick on a pig is still lipstick on a pig…Gold spray paint on a turd…
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In an effort to create more hours, the Cruz campaign has instructed all staffers to use military time.
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Silk purse 
sow’s ear. Fail (again).
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I’m amazed he cared enough about you to do that. You sound like a really ungrateful bunch. Instead of freeing you, he should have left you enslaved to your health insurance.
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Try puppies, Cruz. It didn’t work for Carly, but she failed so completely that you could fail almost completely and claim victory (you know, like you used to do when you finished second or third in an election).
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You may be able to fool some of the people all the time, but you can’t convince anyone that Ted Cruz is likable.
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Unpossible, Ted.
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Forget it, Ted. If it were possible someone would already have written How to be Likable for Dummies.
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But then he’s suffering from sleep depravation and it makes him even crankier!
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It’s NOT working…the more you smile, the creepier and slimier you appear!
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If you have to spend that much effort telling people how likable you are, then you really aren’t.
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And he can’t polish the stink off a ton of crap…the more he tries the worse it gets.
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Or in his case “Dummy, you are never going to be likable (or electable)!”
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What have you got against leopards? Don’t you mean on a flaming a-hole?
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Cruz’s presidential campaign is embarking on a concerted effort to highlight a more affable version of the fiery Texas Republican. …Cruz’s two young daughters, who have already provided occasional comic relief to their dad’s campaign, will be joining the senator on the road frequently.
Cute kids. You’d have to be toxic waste for that to fail.
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Bad idea. Dogs are good judges of character.
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I like the choice of words in the headline: “…to appear likable.” Because BEING likable just ain’t gonna fuckin happen!
Who the hell is going to rally around the Zodiac killer, anyway?
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He should follow his idol’s (Ronald Reagan’s) advice:
“It’s sincerity. If you can fake that you’ve got it made!”
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It’s a shame his family left Cuba. He would probably have been a lot more successful in a dictatorship, where likability is not such a big issue. Although Fidel and Raul are downright cuddly by comparison to Ted…
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