Discussion: Non-Nominee Cruz Reportedly Begins Vetting Non-Candidate Fiorina For Veep

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Snarly is quite possibly even more personally repellent than Cruz himself, so at least she makes him look good by comparison.

I’m not saying that Ted follows all of my suggestions, but:

Discussion: Ted Cruz Working Around The Clock To Appear Likable

Try puppies, Cruz. It didn't work for Carly, but she failed so completely that you could fail almost completely and claim victory (you know, like you used to do when you finished second or third in an election).