Discussion: 'Problem Solved': Trump Rants On Twitter About Arming Teachers

Yup. LIke that wouldn’t ever go wrong.

Good lord he’s a peckerhead…‘I thought about this issue for FIVE WHOLE MINUTES and the media is attacking me for the ‘details’.’ Go away Donnie…let the adults discuss this.

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Wait, isn’t that what’s sitting on Orange Fuck-face’s head? (That is why he is such an irritated, bloviating old fart).

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the ammosexuals will have none of it. It will take untold generations to get the 2nd amendment updated to reflect modernity.

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We don’t allow teachers to strike students, but Orange Julius want to arm the same people. Just genius…

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Well I guess that means the teachers get shot first.

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Joke if you want, but at least SHS eats what she shoots. Now to get her to stop shooting pecan pies and quarts of Häagen Dazs.

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The alleged President of The United States is a sock puppet for the NRA and FUX News.

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I’ve been told that tinfoil lasers on cell phone towers are also a great deterrent.

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Trump: buy more guns!
This message brought to you by the NRA. Who just happen to have sent $30 million Trump’s way.
Thoroughly despicable.

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“If a potential ‘sicko shooter’ knows that a school has a large number of very weapons talented teachers (and others) who will be instantly shooting…


***Instantly shooting.*** So, Mr. Taft from math class hears gunfire in a hallway, around the corner. He heroically, Bruce Willis style, dives across the aisle and "instantly" begins firing at the source of the gunfire. It's Mr. Burns from the front office shooting at the intruder, who's down the hall 20 yards.

Ooooh Mr. Burns, too bad about being killed!! That had to hurt!! Thanks for playing!!
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I nearly cried when the one dad spoke about his deceased daughter buried in a cemetary and not being able to speak to her. I cannot imagine that father’s anguish.

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Raise your hope bar. I think just one more will do it.

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That’s a really good point.

Cruz had a very detailed plan, based upon active shooter drills, knew how people would behave, timed it perfectly and camouflaged himself to fit in with the kids so he would be less identifiable.

If you know the teachers have guns, you’re gonna design your plan to mow them down first, before they have a chance to get the guns out of lock-up and get them loaded. Kill the teachers first, then kill the kids.

Hope the teachers unions start jumping on this point.

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Arm the teachers? But how do you separate the ‘good’ teachers from the ‘bad’ teachers? Surely as day follows night, there will be at least one who slips through and performs their own mass murder.

We have a way to vet who is qualified to carry a loaded weapon to protect the citizenry-- It’s called “Police”.

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That’s all he’s got.

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As a dear friend’s late mother used to say “Hope in one hand and spit in the other and see which fills up first.”

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Trump is, by far, the most ignorant and dumbest president in the entire history of the United States.
Fact.

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Issue every child and school employee a Kevlar jumpsuit and Kevlar helmet.

Problem solved!!

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Also remember that often times the shooter is a student, so they will have to be trained to be willing to kill a child.

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