Discussion: Pence Promises 'Evidence' By End Of Day To Debunk Allegations Against Trump

I submit that the first two are plausible.

I dunno. Are his daughters hot? Would either of them qualify as a babe? a piece of ass? Because y’know, the Gropester is pretty selective when it comes to that sort of thing.

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The “evidence” is going to be a video of three female Trump hostages employees, stating that Mr. Trump has never been anything but a complete gentleman to them. The video will have the same feel as a video of terrorist captives, and the republican base will immediately take it as the Dog’s honest truth.

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Their penises.

I’m not kidding either. Wrap it all up in whatever words you want, but this is all “my penis” at its rancid center.

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But one of 'em donated to the Clinton Foundation. Bombshell!

Obviously, in the 3rd debate Trump will model formal wear and take 1 question from the judges…

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This is just begging for more accusations to surface this afternoon before the big “evidence” reveal.

The evidence will be a signed affidavit that he’s never been anything but faithful.

ETA: or that since the women involved never signed the NDA he offered it means they have something to hide!

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In for a Pence; in for a pound.

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It’s taking a while to get their calls to the KGB returned because of the time difference and all…

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I like Norah O’Donnell, but they let Pence get away with wayyy too much. I particularly wish they would have refuted the “voter fraud” stuff at the end. There is no voter fraud in this country and everybody knows the phrase is a dogwhistle rationale for GOP voter suppression, so say it. Letting stuff like that go unchallenged helps the GOP reinforce the lie.

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No way. You’re talking as if we live in a sane world with sane Republicans who are capable of learning from their mistakes. Pence is running in 2020 with a substantial initial base of supporters and excited buzz-talk or I’m a fucking smurf.

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I just wonder how Pence will respond when a woman (may it please be Melania) goes full Bobbitt in response to Trump’s just being human.

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It seems that everyday we’ve been in Groundhog Day loop of Friday Night news dumps since the middle of Sept.

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Trump is the last castrato?

Wait a minute did I sleep through the talent portion?

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Note to Pence: that feeling in your stomach is what you get from being a self serving piece of shit who thought they were going to make lemonade out of a bucket of piss when you became Trump’s running mate.

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The legacy of the awful Trump campaign will be new words of disapproval in our lexicon:

Donald Daw-nald verb to rip others off, defraud Usage: A good person never donalds another
Trumpster Trump stir noun barbarian, hoodlum Usage: The trumpster broke the girls’ glasses
Trumpian Trum pi an adjective uncivilized, rude, dishonest Usage: What a trumpian thing to do!
Trumply Trum ply adverb carelessly, ignorantly Usage: He trumply disregarded her advice

It’s pretty clear that Pence exaggerated some remark of Trump about having refutations of the sexual assault claims.
Has anyone here remarked that this might be deliberate sabotage by Pence? If Trump doesn’t come up with the goods, HE won’t look bad; furthermore, he makes himself look like a bit of the victim for believing Trump’s lies. Plausible?

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Unlikely. He’s shown himself weak, by apologizing…

Win. I’d pay to see that. I imagine his only “out” would be to feign outrage that his daughters are “off limits” and “how dare you”.

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