When pigs fly
When hell freezes over
When Trump proves Obamaâs Kenyan birth
How do you prove you didnât put your hand up a womanâs skirt on a plane? Show the creepy video you took of her with your cell phone?
Trump: I have a note from my Doctor that I couldnât have done this because my small hands cant grab anything.
This is gonna be good. (Rubbing hands together)
No, noâŚthey are going to release the evidence at the presser about Melaniaâs immigration status. The one that was promised âany day nowâ several months ago.
Oooh! Oooh!
Does it involve Unicorns? And Rainbows? And Blond Jesus?
Itâs going to be something like, one of the women who have come forward supports Hillary on her Facebook page; ergo Trump has never been anything but a perfect gentleman to women.
Rachelâs Geraldo Rivera Caponeâs safe flashback last evening will, let us hope, have been prescient. The anticipation builds âŚ
Just an awful interview on CBS this morning. Pence never shuts up and Charlieâs just too polite to interrupt. The only question Pence should be asked, âGovernor would you allow your daughters to be alone with your running mate?â
Why is Pence defending a sexual predator who brags about his criminal behavior?
Oh, blow me, you walking, talking foreskin. If you had any true goddamned evidence the Trump campaign would have been shouting it 24 hours a day since the âpussyâ tape was released. Itâll be more conspiracy (Jews! Mexican billionaires! Horny ugly female Clinton supporters!) theories and lies and statements from people whose livelihoods depend upon Trumpâs employment.
And I am sure the New York Times and other media outlets had their legal teams check for any opposing stories before printing or broadcasting any of these allegations, and the NYT doesnât seem very worried about Trump suing them for libel or slander.
Theyâre going to do the same thing they did at the second debate â trot out and exploit other women as props. We all know itâs coming â they will now parade out other women who will say they werenât harassed or assaulted, as if that proves anything. They will then produce âevidenceâ that the accusers voted for Democrats this one time, or donated to some liberal cause at some point, so therefore that somehow means something, something, something.
Everyone knows the most important evidence is put out on a Friday afternoon.
OMG, you are brilliant.
Pence has hosed any political future he might have had. And it would not surprise me is his wife is planning her exit from that marriage.
Honest to GodâŚâno basisâ for women to feel uncomfortable by a powerful man bragging he can do anything to them sexually. How freakinâ STUPID do you have to be Pence?
Governor Pence, according to what all of us have heard and seen, the message from Donald Trump to young women is âprepare yourselves to be groped or simply accept that you are not pretty enough to deserve it.â No pivoting from or smooth-talking that.
What would be great is if, on the same day they release their damp squib of lame âproof,â a new and worse, even more damning, video of Trump is made public.
Yep.
Just as soon as the FSB gets done re-editing the stolen DCC emails and gives them to Wikileaks to dribble out in out-of-context order and Breitbart.com posts them with âexcerptsâ further edited to show how the âInternational Jewish Conspiracyâ is âout to getâ your Dear Leader Herr Trump.
Seig Fucking Heil you fascist scum.