This guy. All you have to do is look at that head, and that's the whole story right there. Rectangular, like a canned ham with a hairpiece. Dude like this sits down next to you on a plane and you say "Here we go" and bury your face in the Skymall magazine for the whole flight, because somewhere between the fifth and seventh word he'll start up about the liberal Democrats. Stupid, stupid man, always was, always will be.