Discussion: Forget Trump! The GOP's Convention Platform Makes It The Party Of Kris Kobach

Your Party to Get Big Government Off Your Backs:

“oppose taxpayer-funded initiatives that support cohabitation, including taxpayer funded benefit plans for unmarried partners,”
“gay conversion therapy” in which prayer is used in an effort to change sexual orientation.
same-sex couples should not be allowed to adopt children.
legalizes discrimination against transgender citizens.
constitutional amendment allowing states to ban same-sex marriage.
coal is “an abundant, clean, affordable, reliable domestic energy source.”
schools to teach “abstinence until marriage as the expected norm for sexual behavior”
“Public schools should not be used to teach children about homosexual behavior.”

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“Fluffy principles are fine…” Kobach told Yahoo News.

“But they will never rise through the primordial ooze that the Party has devoled into.” Kobach continued

jw1

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Don’t worry, the nation’s religious leaders will come out against this type of thing as unbiblical, un-Christian and against the teachings of…

Yeah, I couldn’t finish that with a straight face.

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So that’s why Sanders and his supporters made and are making such a shitstorm over the Democratic platform? Because it doesn’t matter?

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I read this article and I’m just still not convinced I can trust Killary so I have to remain undecided.

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But the party of the koc bros and kobach is being flushed down the crapper for all to see!

Makes me smile.

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The GOP has been re-launched as the Tea Party. Bye, bye GOP and good riddance.

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Either that’s snark and my morning, yet to wake up mind is not picking it up or you have suffered some sort of brain damage.

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With a smile, I will lend you a “v” :slight_smile:

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I think that this platform is going to have more white educated republicans jumping ship or just not vote b/c this platform seems to have more of a working class/evangelical appeal to the masses in flyover/welfare states…

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It’s good to know we don’t have to rely on Trump alone to provide divisive, beyond the pale, nut-jobbiness to alienate the GOP from anyone left of moderate right.

Keep building that platform, boys!

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Kansas is a living laboratory for the Republican Taliban. They’re using live subjects/hostages to experiment on. They’re getting away with it because the people of Kansas are very “religious”. Some would say very “vulnerable”.

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[quote=“jimtoday, post:37, topic:40464”]
Of course I will not be surprised when he is picked up for stalking girls on a middle school playground, or for amassing a huge collection of NAMBLA-approved porn on his laptop.
[/quote]Considering the platform, the latter will be particularly ironic:

Republicans moved on Tuesday toward adopting a staunchly conservative platform that takes a strict, traditionalist view of the family and child rearing, bars military women from combat, describes coal as a “clean” energy source and declares pornography a “public health crisis.”

Porn as a “public health crisis” gives me two snarky thoughts:

  1. Have ER visits regarding genital abrasion gone up?
  2. Since there’s no proviso that guns might be a bit of an issue, I so want Larry Flynt to deliver a modified “cold, dead hands” line for smut.
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Is there an equivalent Christian word for “caliphate”? I’m thinking must be something like “Republistan”.

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Remember this when people say that it’s vital that we have two sane functioning parties - but what everyone refuses to see is that the Republicans will never be sane again.

Finish them off, let something else grow in their place.

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Now we finally have it folks. The GOP has laid it all out there for us with their “Mein Kampf.”

It’s important, no CRUCIAL, that this platform be aired and exposed in every news cycle and Hillary campaign speech.

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Hopefully this entrenchment will lead to their swift demise as a party. I’ve never seen a party so quick to embrace drastically unpopular ideas. They are more conservative than when I grew up (with Reagan), and the populace is much more liberal.

What ever happened to their ‘autopsy?’

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What liar told you they were human beings?

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More like “Dumbfuckistan.”

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It can only be a good thing if Kris Kobach gets some scrutiny under bright light…

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