Discussion: Dems Release Claims That Jackson Drank On Job, Totaled Government Car

We all owe Spanky’s original “long time” doctor an apology. Everyone (me included) took one look at that guy, labeled him a Dr. Feelgood, and dismissed anything he had to say.

Turns out the clean-cut military officer (right out of Central Casting) is the one we should have been watching.

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Impressive. This could be the Republican nominee in 2020 if Trump is unable to run for re-election from prison.

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He has 8 steps before that.

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“I have no idea where that is coming from,” Jackson said, according to CNN. “I have not wrecked a car. I can tell you that.”

It was only a scratch.

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No fake doctor, no fake doctor, you are the fake doctor!

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That used to be fourth. Was there a rookie draft?

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Honesht, Oshifer, nobody was driving! We were all in the backsheat shinging!

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He sounds like he might be powerless over alcohol

I think that definitely deserves sympathy. We all have our flaws.

But I’m sure you agree that his lack of experience plus the alcohol issues and the hostile workplace issues (assuming those reports are accurate) should have made this ‘nomination’ a non-starter from day 0.

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Yup, totally.

“I have not wrecked a car. I can tell you that.”

Ronny needs to revise his sentence structure - it should be “That I can tell you.” with a “Believe me” coda tagged on the end.

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Turns out his real background includes two degrees in bebop and a Ph.D. in swing…

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This guy might end up being the worst nominee of my lifetime. And I am not young.

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I can think of a worse one.

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Well, Hugh Hewitt is positively furious about this.

Join the club, dude.

Of course, he’s furious for other reasons.

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It depends upon what the meaning of the word “wrecked” is.

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Give him time.

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Speaking to reporters on Wednesday, Jackson denied the allegation about wrecking the car, adding that he intends to stay in the confirmation process. “I have no idea where that is coming from,” Jackson said, according to CNN. “I have not wrecked a car. I can tell you that.”

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Just waiting on those reports that he was a “person of interest” in multiple Thomas Circle/Logan Circle early morning incidents and chef kiss.

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Three sheets to the wind. Pedal to the metal. Purple home-wrecker salute. 9 million patients to see. What could possibly go wrong?

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“If I blacked out from binge drinking right before I wrecked the car, does that still count?”

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“I wasn’t THAT drunk when I wrecked.”

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White Republicans… staggering all the way to the top since forever.

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