Imagine being the unfortunate staffer who was told to go into the unventilated, tinfoil-lined room in the basement and transcribe all of this from a nest of string and drawing pins, even the bits where the all-caps writing spilled over onto the walls and floor.
Louis Gohmert Pyleā¦

Donāt case aspersions on his asparagus. geez
and donāt forget. steve scalise let this guy give him a big hug when scalise returned to washington.
That there is an illustration of desperation.
How could he leave out Seth Rich and Reverend Wright?
Also, I think Mueller managed to get in there twice, one of which is an entirely circular reference with three lines all linking him to āClintonās Secret Serverā. The more the merrier I suppose.
Iām just going to put $20 in the jar now and pay it forward.
Itās there, just west of Eric Holder, AG.
Clearly, this conspiracy runs far deeper than we ever imagined.
It now implicates:
- Sec. Clinton, the IG, and State.
- The House and Senate Intelligence Committees.
- The DOJ, FBI, CIA, NSA, UN, and IAEA.
- The Communist Dictator of North Korea.
- Geek Squad.
- Vince Foster.
- Chelseaās Rabbi.
- The Missing Lindbergh Baby.
- Socks.
These plotters must be brought to justice.
Texasā¦
WTF?
IForget it, Jake, itās EAST Texas. Should be separate state.
Is Sarah Hucksterbee Sandworm transitioning from a swine to a feline?
OMG Theyāre ALL CONNECTED!!!
Oh yes! They already have their own languageā¦
Amazingly, bizarrely, you canāt connect the āObama State Departmentā to anything or anyone else without going through Benghazi.
I just, I just, canātā¦
Is there an Alamo West you can occupy?
That screed was some caviar-level crazy hahaā¦almost a delicacy to savorā¦how have I missed out on this guy before now?
Thatās the most awesome east texas comment EVER!