Discussion: Behold, Gohmert's Amazing Flow Chart Revealing Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy

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Imagine being the unfortunate staffer who was told to go into the unventilated, tinfoil-lined room in the basement and transcribe all of this from a nest of string and drawing pins, even the bits where the all-caps writing spilled over onto the walls and floor.

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Louis Gohmert Pyle…

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Don’t case aspersions on his asparagus. geez

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and don’t forget. steve scalise let this guy give him a big hug when scalise returned to washington.

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That there is an illustration of desperation.

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How could he leave out Seth Rich and Reverend Wright?

Also, I think Mueller managed to get in there twice, one of which is an entirely circular reference with three lines all linking him to ā€œClinton’s Secret Serverā€. The more the merrier I suppose.

I’m just going to put $20 in the jar now and pay it forward.

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It’s there, just west of Eric Holder, AG.

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Clearly, this conspiracy runs far deeper than we ever imagined.

It now implicates:

  • Sec. Clinton, the IG, and State.
  • The House and Senate Intelligence Committees.
  • The DOJ, FBI, CIA, NSA, UN, and IAEA.
  • The Communist Dictator of North Korea.
  • Geek Squad.
  • Vince Foster.
  • Chelsea’s Rabbi.
  • The Missing Lindbergh Baby.
  • Socks.

These plotters must be brought to justice.

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Texas…

WTF?

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IForget it, Jake, it’s EAST Texas. Should be separate state.

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Is Sarah Hucksterbee Sandworm transitioning from a swine to a feline?

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OMG They’re ALL CONNECTED!!!

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Oh yes! They already have their own language…

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Amazingly, bizarrely, you can’t connect the ā€œObama State Departmentā€ to anything or anyone else without going through Benghazi.
I just, I just, can’t…

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Is there an Alamo West you can occupy?

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That screed was some caviar-level crazy haha…almost a delicacy to savor…how have I missed out on this guy before now?

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That’s the most awesome east texas comment EVER!

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