Discussion: Behold, Gohmert's Amazing Flow Chart Revealing Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy

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I think I saw that chart in Mad Magazine.

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Anyone have a link to the full, readable chart??

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Louie sure missed an opportunity for a Wiener joke here.

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Word salad with no meaning in shapes that have no meaning. Great documentation of the wingnut echo chamber.

Important questions: Does he believe this? Will anyone use this as “proof”? How much did this cost?

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How come I’m not on the chart? Let’s get DonT up there.

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If I understand the chart correctly, it says Gohmert is from Texas and that he is a moron.

Anything else?

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Where’s Soros?

Where’s Saul Alinsky?

Where’s Bill Ayers?

Where’s Reverend Wright?

And Vince Foster! My goodness … they’ve forgotten Vince Foster!!

Jeez, these guys aren’t even trying. This must be the first draft.

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I’m pretty sure Gohmert just stuck names on a highway map of Dallas.

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Were there 57 varieties of uranium as well?

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Pretty sure that’s a knitting pattern for a fiserhman’s sweater.

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TPM’s hiring an Investigation Desk Reporter, right? It sounds like Gohmert’s your man.

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And if the issue is that Russians bought Uranium 1, shouldn’t those two be linked directly or through Canada?

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He missed a bunch. There is the Hillary Clinton/Huma Abedin lesbian bake off affair, the Hillary has killed more people than Jason Bourne scandal, and not one single mention of underage pizza humpers. C- for effort, Gomert.

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Self explanatory.

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This looks familiar…

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I’m pretty sure Gohmert just stuck names on a highway map of Dallas.

I think it’s a wiring diagram for a 2005 Chrysler 300 with rich Corinthian leather.

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Without footsteps showing where Billy dropped his ice cream cone, I’ll never understand what this scandal is about.

Seriously though, that flow chart is obviously gibberish. As if we’re really learning something if we see that Obama’s people worked for him or by inserting the names of various fake scandals that Republicans investigated already and came up with nothing. Meanwhile, the flowchart for Trump’s scandal is Trump in the middle with his minions surrounding him, and each of them with at least two to three Russian handlers.

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Glenn Beck will keep a copy of this between his mattress and box spring, next to his “flag.”

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It’s the instructions for a Keurig machine.

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