Can this f’n goober get any f’n dumber? If stupidity was a snowflake he would be a f’n blizzard! The district he represents genealogical tree must have no branches if they keep sending this asshole to congress repeatedly. Or maybe he is the only one who graduated elementary school.
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That there is some seriously goofy shit.
Ordinarily, Gohmert’s voice is about as welcome to my ears as screeching fingernails on a chalkboard. But in this case, I really, really, really want to hear Louis 'splain me that chart.
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Kreeeissst! Gohmert reminds me of the local lunatic paranoid that spices up city council and assembly meetings with the crazy talk. Every town has one and Gohmert’s district said hell this guy needs to go national.
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Somehow, this makes me think of A Beautiful Mind – genius, psychosis, and altered states, lacking only the genius.
This is why conspiracy theories have to be open-ended; anything that conflicts with the theory must be part of the conspiracy and there has to be room for it.
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I like how Comey is on the chart twice. Maybe one is the evil Comey with a goatee from the mirror universe.
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Yes. I can see that now. It was never very clear to me before. How could I have missed it?
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Maybe one is the evil Comey with a goatee from the mirror universe.
or Reinhold Niebuhr.
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Holy shit he needs medication.
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I think Susan Rice got in there twice too haha
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Well you know the blah women all look alike… or something.
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Comey the zeppelin vs. Comey the caution sign. If you don’t know the difference, you’ve been bamboozled too!
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Hey - Obama and Mueller are both on there TWICE each.
That’s what you get when your chart-making software can’t draw curves.
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I noticed Benghazi was missing
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Its actually a chart of Gohmert’s brain when he is off his meds.
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It’s in the basement.
edit: Oh, I found it! Just to the left of Holder.
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It’s there along with David Patraeus
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I’m a bit of a connoisseur when it comes to American political lunatics, and one of my favorites is Lyndon LaRouche.
This is from his so-called “Executive Intelligence Review,” Volume 43, Issue 8, February 19, 2016:
"Emergency Action Now Feb. 14—Lyndon LaRouche spoke to associates today to this effect. You’re looking at a general, sudden collapse of the economy of the United States, and of Europe in general. Right now, the situation is that the entire trans-Atlantic community is bankrupt, hopelessly bankrupt. And there’s no escape from it; everything is going down in bankruptcy unless someone comes along and re-organizes the whole system. We have the ability to shut down Wall Street now, because the feeling of panic in Wall Street is so acute that they will do anything to survive. But they won’t survive, however. They can’t survive. They’ll just be gone.
What I see is a highly probable case of the withdrawal of Obama from the office of the Presidency. If someone in the Congress, especially the Senate, really gets on this thing, they have the power to make decisions which would secure the United States from a catastrophic collapse. If there are people, and I believe there are inside the United States, who take that view that I do,— what we would do, is we would go to members of the Congress, especially the Senate, and we would then operate on the basis of shutting this whole thing down, based on a statement that the system is bankrupt, and therefore there has to be an immediate U.S. action, which is a Presidential action essentially. We will suspend the current President, taking emergency action in defiance of this President, in order to bring forth a group of people mostly from Congressional circles, especially the Senate. And if we get some people in the Senate and some others to agree on this thing, we can save the United States from bankruptcy.
That’s the real option we need to grab for. I certainly know how to do that, and I’m sure other people also have those talents. We’re on the edge of the sudden collapse of civilization, and what we do is crucial."
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Yep I missed it. I should have known it would be in there somewhere. That shit never dies
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If you ran into Louie on the street, you’d give him a quarter and walk away quickly. He’s not crazy, mind you, just very, very stupid. I wonder if he can pour piss out of a boot?
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