Discussion: Behold, Gohmert's Amazing Flow Chart Revealing Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy

Only your age, grasshopper.

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A cretin in moron’s clothing.

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how have I missed out on this guy before now?

LaRouche ran for President back in 1980, and one of my favorite activities from that campaign season was watching LaRouche’s late night infomercials where he would use freaking 18" x 24" flip-charts scribbled with all kinds of nonsense. It was definitely a precursor to Beck’s lunatic but more colorful blackboard scrawlings. My wife would wonder what in the hell I was laughing hysterically about at 1:30 am.

What I see is a highly probable case of the withdrawal of Obama from the office of the Presidency.

This reminds me of Louise Mensch.

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Has Louie Gohmert out done himself?

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You’re shitting us, yes?

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Anyone here seen the movie ā€œA Beautiful Mindā€? I’m feeling like there’s a little similarity…

And, @mshuham, dude, are you allowed to write headlines that… sarcastic? Isn’t there some rule against that. I’m liking it, though.

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This chart reminds me of the unstructured random chaos of HHH.


And just like in HHH, somebody lost all their marbles.

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LaRouche was amazing. I only heard him once, but he had a way of offhandedly telling absurdly twisted lies that sounded exactly like truth.

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Or maybe needs to cut back on his dose. Clearly, something though.

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That chart is exactly the reason I insisted that anyone requesting Visio o their desktop have it cleared for purchase at the director level.

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Don’t forget the Lubbockians.

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But where are the terror babies? Surely he didn’t forget the terror babies.

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gohmert

noun: person who acts like an uneducated, proudly ignorant, loudly stupid blowhard, esp. when espousing right-wing lunacy or voting for the eponymous Louie Gohmert, Republican Congressman from Texas

Gohmert: I heard on Fox where them aliens is comin’ to take away our guns and women and force us to go to the dentist!

Dude: Don’t be such a gohmert.

Gohmert: I ain’t a gohmert. I just voted for 'im.

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Okay, that’s making motion sick…

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And amazingly, nobody in the room burst out laughing.

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They were watching porno on their phones - they know better than to pay any attention to Louis Gohmert.

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Gohmert didn’t get the memo, he needs to make the Mueller box way bigger to slam the criminality home. Both Mueller boxes.

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