Someone needs to tell his daughter: “Just say no!”
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Yeah, and if anyone is experienced about “spreading fertilizer”, it’s batshit Lindsey Graham!
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It’s like in 2004 when John Cornyn went on and on about men marrying box turtles.
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Gin is my Shelter; I shall not whine.
It maketh me to lie down in the middle of the floor:
It leadeth me beside the swirling waters.
It evacuateth my digestion:
It leadeth me in the paths of inebriation for my sanity’s sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the teabaggers,
I will fear no stupidity: For thou art with me;
Thy vermouth and thy olives, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a tumbler before me in the presence of mine enemies;
Thou annointest my head with numbness; My tumbler runneth over.
Surely juniper and botanicals shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in the Bottle of the Sapphire forever.
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You know, it’s been too long since I’ve had a good teabagging. I need a cute boyfriend. 
Next we’ll see some has-been, draft-dodging, gun-obsessed mediocre rock singer marrying teenagers. … Oh, wait.
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It’s EQUAL rights, not the creation of some NEW rights. Jeez.
I’m pretty sure he’d be okay with that one… He’s always been a total nutter.
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Moore has taken homophobic mania to greater depths. Alabama should be ashamed that it has elected this lunatic to its Supreme Court. Southern justice is an oxymoron.
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See-- see!
It pays to scan through posts-- to make sure the one thing you thought was so snarkily spot-on?
Hadn’t yet been posted.
And of course-- being that Kentucky was going to be my punchline?
I was scanning for Plucky’s avatar… 
jw1
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Slippery slope arguments are nothing more than attempts to distract from the issue on the table. The question is not whether it’s okay for fathers and daughters to marry, it is whether it’s okay of two people of the same sex to marry. Stop trying to change the subject.
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“It’s like in 2004 when John Cornyn went on and on about men marrying box turtles.”
Wait, that’s not okay?
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Futurama becomes reality.
jw1
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Roy is just frickin’ nuts. That’s really it. Always has been, no underlying motives.
Hmmm…that’s probably the Alabammy’ and Appalachian American Redneck Rightie Conservative father’s dream for his little darlin’: “If she ain’t good enuf’ fer’ her own family, she ain’t good enuf’ fer enybidy’ else’s family.”
And, obviously, the law is the only thing holding Roy back from divorcing Mom and wedding his Baby Girl, huh?
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His Honor should recant his reductio ad absurdum nonsense before some incestuous porn star family doubles down and tries it.
They really do love that one. And the telling thing is that it’s kind of a tacit admission that you can’t think of anything intrinsically wrong with whatever you’re objecting to. It will just lead to awfulness. But Roy’s real problem is he likes the Bible a hell of a lot more than the Constitution.
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The Texas Constitution has 289 sections.
I’ve seen the PDF chronicling the amendments since 1876.
The LIST of amendments is 137 pages.
Somewhere in there?
I’m betting John Cornyn found the ‘Box Turtle Companion Act’-- or somesuch.
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Frankly, I was both surprised and disappointed when I saw that no one beat me to the punch.
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Moore’s comment reminds me of the old Southern saw—
What does an Alabama bride say on her wedding night?
“Get off me, Pa—you’re crushing my Winstons.”
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