It’s a slippery slope from banning same-sex marriages to banning inter-faith or inter-racial marriages.
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Yep. The old definition of a virgin in Alabama: a girl who can run faster than her brother.
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So there’s no sense in showing the judge that Alabama’s (weak) anti-incest and anti-polygamy laws weren’t affected by the ruling? Or is Roy secretly seeking to appease the pro-incest and pro-polygamy factions in his state?
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Q: How do we know that the tooth brush was invented in Alabama?
A: If anywhere else, they’d have called it a “teeth brush.”
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Aww, dude, now you’re just spitting pea soup at the wall. Stamp your feet harder, won’t you?
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Dang nabbit…you beat me to it! I think Ole Roy has just confessed his secret fantasy to us all…
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Christ almighty…get that withered old bag of irrationality off the bench, stat!!! One can only wonder while shuddering what other important issues his inability to logic has mangled.
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“Do they stop with one man and one man or one woman and one woman? Or do they go to multiple marriages? Or do they go to marriages between men and their daughters or women and their sons?”
Conservatives have incest on the brain. It’s very telling. They want to marry their children, not liberals.
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I finally figured out why they’re called “strawmen.”
If he only had a brain…
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This guy is a state’s Supreme Court Chief Justice. He’s tasked with making important decisions that affect the people of an entire state. I mean, off the top of my head I could destroy his whole argument in at least three wholly separate ways.
Let that sink in for a second, and then do your best in not reflexively pouring yourself a full cup of gin.
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Uppt! Please, call it what it really was: The War of Northern Aggression.
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I agree. It’s like when Lindsey “And Besides Being A Viable Presidential Candidate, I Am Also Qualified To Play The Role Of Scarlett O’Hara” Graham asked AG nominee Loretta Lynch about whether gay marriage could lead to legalized polygamy. Ms. Lynch was very diplomatic in her reply, but I would have answered, “Well, Senator Graham, if more than two gay men or more than two gay women want to get married to each other at the same time, then that would still be illegal. Is that too hard for you to understand, you walking, talking 200-pound sack of bat guano? And I use that as a term of endearment.”
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Only in the South. What is he concerned about? It will legalize incest which is what Republicans like Todd Akin and Paul Ryan have been trying to do in the US Congress anyways.
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Really makes you wonder about all those abstinence father/daughter dances the Far Right has been having.
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‘Purity Balls.’ LOL. Just the name. I’m having a lot of good laughs today. Thanks, guys and gals.
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It’s like the old joke my older brother told me years ago:
Q: How did the Alabama boy find his sister in the cornfield?
A: Delightful!
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Nope, that’s Kentucky.
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Roy Moore is sliding down his own slippery slope—the right’s favorite logical fallacy.
Idiots like Moore will go to any rhetorical length to bolster their fraudulent arguments—because their arguments are so weak and so lacking in anything resembling actual thought.
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You know, he should really be careful. Bird guano is really prized fertilizer in many parts.
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As I stated on another site, “Purity Balls” is my favorite born-again Christian gay transgender porn star, after Lindsey Graham.
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