What lurid imaginations these homophobes have. I’m surprised he doesn’t actually support polygamy & incest as his supposedly authoritative Bible contains examples of both that are not condemned. That’s a problem you might run into when trying to make a bronze age document normative for life in the 21st century.
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I’m sure Roy Moore is secretly salivating over that thought.
…as if perverted fathers require a marriage certificate to screw their daughters…
ABC News correspondent Steve Osunsami asked Bizzaro Moore in a “Good Morning
Bizarro America” segment broadcast Tuesday whether he feared that his opposition
to a ban on same-sex marriage would put him on “the wrong side of history.”
“Absolutely not,” Moore responded. “Do they stop with banning same-sex marriage? Or do they go to banning same-sex golfing buddies? Or do they go to banning same-sex bathrooms and locker rooms?”
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New State Song: “Sweet Homophobic Alabama’!”
~rimshot!~
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The way I’d heard it-- where upthread I was going to substitute ‘Kentucky’?
Teenage KY bride to her brother on her wedding night:
‘You don’t weigh nearly as much as Daddy does.’
jw1
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Since the only constitution Chief Justice Moore lives and dies by (aka “the bible”) has no explicit prohibition against father-daughter marriages, he might be on to something. At least in the parallel universe where the bible trumps the constitution and the laws of the United States.
It is amazing how a sick mind works! What is this guy doing on the bench? This is the chief justice of Alabama??? Just sick!
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TPM:
Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice Roy Moore said in an interview broadcast Tuesday that he’s fighting gay marriage because he worries it would pave the way to “marriages between men and their daughters or women and their sons.”
I just did a word search on this thread, and I have to say I’m shocked that in over 60 responses so far, not one comment has used the word Oedipal yet.
I’m sorry but what’s wrong with southern white folks?
Inbreeding, apparently. I mean, if we’re going by Chief Justice Roy Moore’s stated concerns …
Damn, that looks like Brad Pitt…
You said exactly what I was going to post, only better. Thanks.
Or what does a virgin in AL say when losing it?
“Not so hard Daddy, you’ll crush my Marlboros!”
Bravo.
it always amazes me what is foremost on these guy’s minds.
Ugg think he meant Father-Son marriages. Alabama has always had Father-Daugher relationships.
I’m confused, I thought it was all about “man-on-dog”. That’s what Santorum said. Invertebrates make up 97% of all living species. Why not “man on coconut crab”? Make it a threesome.
You would think a return to antebellum setups would be exciting to him.
Oh, plural marriage is coming. He’s right that door has been opened. But it’s yet another example of a thing conservatives hold up as a Big Scary Terrible Thing That Will Happen if We Don’t Draw the Line Here, Here and No Further! that turns out to be true, but also not to be all that scary and terrible once it happens. Like mixed race and gay marriage before them.
Holding up the specter of marriage between relatives in the first degree of consanguinity, however, is just ridiculous fear-mongering nonsense.