Arizona’s Sketchy ‘Audit’ Is Further Delayed After Lead Auditor Gets ‘Quite Sick’ With COVID | Talking Points Memo

Yep. I think the way that works is they pass a rule that has a self-executing provision for the other piece of legislation (here, the budget stuff) and if the rule passes then the secondary legislation automatically passes. These 10 nincompoops would have to break ranks and raise an objection and side with the GQP, so Pelosi is basically forcing them to put their balls on the table where she can whack them with her gavel OR STFU, get the fuck in line, and stop making their personal interests in getting re-elected their only priority. I’m also wiling to bet she’s told them behind closed doors that they’re through and will receive no help or funding from the DNC and other party sources if they fuck this all up on us.

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Or participate in an orgy at your Ramada double king room?

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Tell her I have 2 autoimmune diseases and I got the pfizers.

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No. Casket brochures. Fuck 'em.

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That’s quite a shame, innit?

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Some varieties will give you a nasty rash also, too.

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Wow, how fitting that they fall victim to the Trump Pandemic. (“I could of cured them all with bleach and hydroxychloroquine.” Trump the Joker)

Regardless of how scummy the people are, I wish no more fall victim to the Trump Death Harvest which stands today at 629,314 American dead (Johns Hopkins).

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Gestapelosi?

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It is good to keep tabs on this racist, fascist little rat.

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Doesn’t matter. She’s lying, she’s one of the healthiest morons I’ve ever known.

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Perhaps she’s suffering from too much Kansas.

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Too much facebook, Kansas hasn’t scarred me at all. :slightly_smiling_face:

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Two comprehensive prebuttals to this “audit” were released on Friday. Each contained a litany of Cyber Ninjas’ failures.

I wonder if this delay is really to allow them to massage the report to try to “write their way around” some of the criticisms? (The criticisms were pretty well known before, but the prebuttals are brutal.)

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I always used to say don’t let people know how nice Kansas is.
They might show up.
Given the developments since I left 25 years ago that might be as true now though.
My information these days is more second-hand, although when I go back to visit I still like it.
Probably because I only hang out with a selected population of my compatriots from back then.

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I’ve never seen pelosi goosestep but I’m sure she would do it with poise and precision.

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I don’t mind it even though there are a lot of dumbasses here. But then again, they’re everywhere.

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Hey, those messican countries have elections too. They should be audited by people with experience.

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The deluxe bamboo masks are really sweet. They come with a nice bamboo rod to breathe through. It’s almost like you’re not wearing a mask at all!

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Those masks work fine, so long as you don’t inhale.

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