Arizona’s Sketchy ‘Audit’ Is Further Delayed After Lead Auditor Gets ‘Quite Sick’ With COVID | Talking Points Memo

[occamscoin]

@iamthat

Who knew that fiction would prove to be so difficult to write?

Satire’s more the problem the last 5 years.

[occamscoin]

@dsfinley

Seatbelts weren’t always the lifesavers they were intended to be. Early on

There was also an American make car that attached the seatbelts to the doors. If a door popped open in a crash it could pull you out of the car. They finally stopped claiming it was safe when cop unions started sueing over policemen being yanked out of the car.

[fiftygigs]

delayed

Typical Republican program — never ending, never effective.

[tcinla]

Here’s hoping they DIE for flunking evolution’s IQ test.

What’s any number of dead White Wingers? A good start.

[rollinnolan]

Both I and my daughter have auto immune diseases. It didn’t stop us. That is a BS excuse.

[teenlaqueefa]

@rollinnolan

That is a BS excuse.

I know. I was curious what lie/excuse she would come up with.

[rollinnolan]

@coimmigrant

You could be a closet Republican.

That is hitting below the belt. Not much worse a person could be called.

[yellowbeard]

I will send them a few thoughts after I finish filing my nails.

[zlohcuc]

Quite sick…as in mental patients?

[yellowbeard]

Freeper. Now that’s a pretty bad name to be called.

[mondfledermaus]

@discobot

The Arizona state Senate GOP’s “audit” of the 2020 election results has been delayed, again, after the CEO of the firm leading it and other members contracted COVID-19.

This is bullshit, the report should have been completed days ago if they were going to present it today. They didn’t do it and now they are making up excuses for further delay. This is just dog ate my homework excuse, those bastards need to die to convince me of of anything else.

[rollinnolan]

@sniffit

I’m also wiling to bet she’s told them behind closed doors that they’re through and will receive no help or funding from the DNC and other party sources if they fuck this all up on us.

Exactly. They wanted to sound “concerned” for their voters sake, they were never going to buck the gavel.

[trustywoods]

@rollinnolan

Exactly. They wanted to sound “concerned” for their voters sake, they were never going to buck the gavel.

Yes, the “voters.”

[occamscoin]

@mondfledermaus

This is bullshit, the report should have been completed days ago if they were going to present it today.

Perhaps they’re expecting a flurry of questions once it is submitted, and they’re claiming they’re unable to respond to questions at this time… or at any future time.

[rollinnolan]

@teenlaqueefa

I don’t mind it even though there are a lot of dumbasses here. But then again, they’re everywhere.

Both of my parents were born and raised in Kansas and I think @tena s were too. I still have a lot of relatives living there, although we are not in touch.

[danny]

@inthesedays

Trump the Joker

I just wanted to promote that particular detail.

[edhedh]

@rollinnolan

Both I and my daughter have auto immune diseases. It didn’t stop us. That is a BS excuse.

The booster is a huge win for the bigger part of the immunocompromised. Definitely should get it first in line.

[egyptsteve]

I guess there really is a Flying Spaghetti Monster!

[bkmn]

Some charges from the DOJ would go a long way in deterring future fraudits.

[occamscoin]

@bkmn

Some charges from the DOJ would go a long way in deterring future fraudits.

Dominion going after the big money donors to the fraudit will have a deterrent effect.