Arizona’s Sketchy ‘Audit’ Is Further Delayed After Lead Auditor Gets ‘Quite Sick’ With COVID | Talking Points Memo

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The Arizona state Senate GOP’s “audit” of the 2020 election results has been delayed, again, after the CEO of the firm leading it and other members contracted COVID-19.

This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://talkingpointsmemo.com/?p=1385513
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Aww…that’s too bad. /s

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The Arizona state Senate GOP’s “audit” of the 2020 election results has been delayed, again, after the CEO of the firm leading it and other members contracted COVID-19.

And next week it’ll be delayed due to sunspots. Then a hurricane in the carribean/earthquake in italy/landslide in the amazon. The week after that it’ll be afghani terrorists sneaking into the county on Biden’s watch stole the report.

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The whole damned audit is infected with sedition.

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I’m pretty sure they took the same diligent care with COVID 19 procedures as they did with the ballots.

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What Covid?

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Well, it is a step above “dog ate my homework”, but still won’t get them off the hook for their shoddy, biased, incompetent audit. These guys aren’t Ferris Bueller, and Principal Hobbs is all over their shenanigans.

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Is the GoFundMe up yet for the Ninjas’ grifty medical expenses?

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Yes. They wore bamboo masks.

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Doug Logan and two other members of the five-person team are “quite sick” after testing positive for COVID-19.

Unpossible. You can’t get sick from a hoax.

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Should we send flowers?
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I’m no doc, but from what I’ve seen (anecdotally) is that COVID-induced pneumonia is really, really bad. Very bad outcomes most of the time. I’m sure I will not lose an ounce of sleep over this unfortunate occurrence.

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Damn, you stole my line.
I was going to say that now there were two hoaxes involved.
The audit and COVID or the election and COVID depending upon your perspective.

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It’s Arizona, send cacti.

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and sleaze.

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Divine justice perhaps?

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I guess you can get sick having to face the fact that you’re about to be exposed as charlatans. I wouldn’t know. I’m not a practitioner of charlatan-ry.

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“Hobbs noted “numerous examples of failures” in Cyber Ninjas’ review process…”

“Failures”, including of the respiratory type?
Kama’s a bitch.

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Hey look - if God didn’t want the audit to complete then… oh, I see your point. But meanwhile the right will somehow blame anti-fascists and/or Soros for this.

Or somehow else arrive at the conclusion that vaccines don’t work, regardless of whether or not these rubes were jabbed.

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Don’t cross the hoaxes!

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