Arizona’s Sketchy ‘Audit’ Is Further Delayed After Lead Auditor Gets ‘Quite Sick’ With COVID | Talking Points Memo

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Cyber Ninjas CEO Doug Logan and two other members of the five-person team are “quite sick” after testing positive for COVID-19.

See what happens when you don’t take your daily shot of Lysol? Let that be a lesson to you!

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Delayed from Friday. Delayed today. Hmm…

Not suspicious in the slightest.

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The Gestapelosi got to them. Or perhaps didn’t get to them?

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Didn’t the same thing happen with Lindell’s expert?
Very convenient.

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Honestly, surprised they didn’t go with “the report was lost in the mail” excuse. That would be more plausible then the excuses they keep making.

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I thought they’d claim that we couldn’t see the audit report because it was under audit.

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I don’t know…somehow it has a nice symmetry to it. A suitable punctuation point to end the debacle.

Add this to the “You can’t make this shit up” file.

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Ok, this is the WaR of the Day.

The Senate can’t release it because they have to audit the report first, ad infinitum.

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Exactly. I hope it is true he has a bad case of Covid and if not true at least they will be shamed for the infantile excuses. Let their humiliation be prolonged and very public.

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OT

Just talked to my sister and told her the FDA approved the vaccine and guess what?

She says she can’t get it because she thinks she has an autoimmune disease. This is news to me. I wanted to call her a liar but fuck her.

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Could be they made such a hash-up of the whole deal they’re actually wearing bad disguises and speeding toward Mexico right now.

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Doesn’t matter. Nothing matters. As long as it says there was fraud or that people were right to question the integrity of the election or whatever else the Trump KKKult wants to hear, it may as well have been etched into stone tablets by God’s own fiery piss.

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You can catch sunspots easier than the covids. Better safe than sorry.

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Yes, their omniscient, all powerful god did not foresee and could not stop the anti-fascists and/or Soros. I hold @castor_troy & Associates responsible for this unfortunate occurrence.

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Regarding this headline that I see elsewhere on TPM.

What To Read Before The Arizona ‘Audit’ Report Drops

I’m thinking Gravity’s Rainbow, Ulysses or maybe even some Proust.
Probably will have enough time.

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They have a really REALLY bad addiction to REALLY REALLY bad word play…and we’re not talking about bad like the slop that Shakespeare clown was flinging back in the day. We’re talking “I taught my pet pig to speak Engrish and here’s what he’s come up with” bad. It’s all over the Faux News KKKomment boards all day long…word mish-mashes as name-calling art and it might as well be finger painting with vomit.

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Oh, then she’ll just get the booster sooner! Lucky her!

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Naw, that was all Fauci, he sent in the CDC team to infect the auditors because he doesn’t want Trump reinstated. Deep State.

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I suppose. Reading the report itself will be like trying to discern meaning from the Rorschach-esque smear on your TP after wiping your bum.

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