Ah I wasn’t aware of those types. Like my fake seatbelt t shirts for when I want to truly be free while I obey the traffic laws!
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Who knew that fiction would prove to be so difficult to write?
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There is something just incredibly delicious about this.
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Don’t laugh! My dad was so incensed by the invention of seatbelts and subsequent laws mandating them, he actually cut them off. Tyranny! Communism! To make it worse, he sewed them back together when it was time to sell. I always hoped the car dealer noticed before resale.
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When I taught, my students were pretty creative. Best one I ever got was, “I couldn’t finish my paper because I got head lice.” What was I supposed to do?
But I’d say that “stupid Republicans who refuse to wear masks and regularly gather together to try to make sure their lies are consistent” is absolutely unassailable.
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“I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly”
― Peter Cook
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Yes. I did an image search for ‘ugly flowers’.
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Schadenfritters.
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Hope they die.
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I didn’t seriously start wearing seat belts until I was in a room of 9 guys getting drunk and someone said: “who HASN’T rolled a car in here.”
And I was one of 2 people who hadn’t.
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I couldn’t embiggen the image enough to positively ID it, and wondered if it was multiple bee swarms…
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Seatbelts weren’t always the lifesavers they were intended to be. Early on, SCCA mandated seat belts for sports car races. Trouble was, on Corvettes, they were often just attached to fiberglass body panels. A couple of determined safety inspectors would grab the driver’s seat belt, yank real hard, and then hand the driver the seat belt with a couple of square feet of fiberglass attached, and tell them to come back some other time.
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OT. Not sure what this means. Sounds like Dem leadership playing hardball?
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You’re killin’ it! 
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It looks odd, that’s for sure.
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An example of an un-happy accident.
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