Arizona GOPer Compares Not Letting Legislature Throw Out Election Results To Lynching

Well, this one time I had it in this place in San Diego it was a pretty good meal. But see, they think if I can have it and they can’t, because I got vaccinated and they didn’t, then they’re being discriminated against and that’s so unfair waaaaaah. It’s like putting a yellow star on people. And then herding them into cattle cars, taking them across Europe, putting them on a train platform and sending some to be worked to death over time and others to be sealed in a huge chamber and gassed to death, men, women, children, all.

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So he didn’t answer the question, right? Just a talking point that had nothing to do with the question.

I assume there was no follow-up by the inquisitor.

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Mmmm risotto. Okay, I know what I’m gonna fix for dinner now.

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Did you make that just now? Because I assure you that’s a new one on me. :smile:

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:thinking: :rofl:

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I don’t mind if the coloreds vote, but they should treat the vote with respect and not whoop and holler and carry on like they do.

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“Arizona GOPer Compares Not Letting Legislature Throw Out Election Results To Lynching.”

If we stop teaching historical racism and the Holocaust in America’s classrooms, how will future Republicans know what false equivalencies to use for their anti-vax and pro-fascist Pink Fragility gaffes?

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:blush:

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Funnily enough I’m mulling making gumbo but I’m hesitating because the damn oil-flour roux needs about 15 minutes of constant stirring.

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It is a procedural version of “get that shit out of here and keep it out.”

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Nothing but stunned silence.

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Good point. They’ll be rhetorically crippled. So unfair!

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Thanks alot! Now I’m gonna have a constant craving for gumbo all day.

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Now you know that’s a signature lolcat graphic style and now you know we know.

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So a quick look on Professor Google indicates that making a lot of roux and refrigerating or freezing it for later is an option. Doesn’t help you today, but makes the next batch quicker… :face_with_monocle:

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And dudes with 1880 cosplay moustaches say the dumbest, most criminal things. (I guess they all have active fantasy lives involving being cattle barons or something?)

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Couldn’t help think of this one, and then I saw the handlebar and bleached-blond hair on Fillmore, and I thought,

Buster Scruggs First Time

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They won’t need the false equivalencies because we will all be assimilated by the Borg.

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This is so obvious. The more scared they get, the rhetoric gets derpier.

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