Arizona GOPer Compares Not Letting Legislature Throw Out Election Results To Lynching

[thunderclapnewman]

@mattinpa

the damn oil-flour roux needs about 15 minutes of constant stirring.

Piker.

When I make roux for gumbo, it takes about 45 minutes to get it to the right nutty-brown color.

[seamus42]

Handy roux tip if you have (or want, or need) a gumbo habit: bake dry flour on a sheet pan until it’s a nice roux-y sort of color. Then you can keep it in a jar, and when you make roux later, it takes only a very few minutes, with very little stirring.

[irasdad]

@emiliano4

The more scared they get, the rhetoric gets derpier.

GOP Bumper Sticker: “Vote Derp in 2022!”

[dannydorko]

@mattinpa

Now you know that’s a signature lolcat graphic style and now you know we know.

I can has reprieveburger?

[mattinpa]

@osprey

So a quick look on Professor Google indicates that making a lot of roux and refrigerating or freezing it for later is an option. Doesn’t help you today, but makes the next batch quicker…

Aha! Didn’t know that. It’s not that bad, stirring the roux. When you work on computers and stuff all day, something more hands-on is a pleasant change. It’s like chopping all the vegetables—with a wicked sharp blade it’s actually pretty fun.

[danny]

Just out of curiosity: If he’s a devoted public servant interested only in protecting the integrity of elections, why is “lynching” his go-to word?

[chelsea530]

Makes for some pretty good comedy though. If that’s owning the libs, that’s okay. We all need to laugh more.

[inversion]

If lawmakers decide to toss out the results, “any qualified elector” could then ask the U.S. Supreme Court to hold a new election.

People (ok, responsible voters) should be angry about this, but…

[mattinpa]

@dannydorko

I can has reprieveburger?

I still laugh at the classics.

[mattinpa]

Oh look, everyone, we got a gumbo snob right here.

[dannydorko]

@thunderclapnewman

nutty-brown

I have to tell you, I’ve always found that term a bit off-putting.

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How to Make Gumbo with Our Foolproof (Surprising) Technique and Tips for Perfect Red Beans and Rice

[mattinpa]

“Café and amphitheatre”? How’s that supposed to work? You get an open-faced sandwich and a slice of pie and sit and watch “Antigone”?

[osprey]

Whenever a cooking magazine or article wants to promote something that is “good for you” but tastes like dirt, they say it tastes “nutty.”

[thunderclapnewman]

@mattinpa

It’s like chopping all the vegetables—with a wicked sharp blade it’s actually pretty fun.

As long as you keep your fingers curled back and out of the way.

A good chef always has his mise en place ready for action.

[seamus42]

Well, if you’re gonna have a snob, a gumbo snob is the right kind to have!

[jpc]

Someone should tell him to be silent. He spews ignorance.

[inversion]

They don’t and John Roberts (aka: ‘hot stove’) has repeatedly said that.

[seamus42]

@osprey

something that is “good for you” but tastes like dirt

Sounds suspiciously like a beet to me.

[dont]

@danny

Electing a black man is racist.

Just ask Raphael Cruz.