A wooden sculpture paying tribute to first lady Melania Trump near her hometown of Sevnica, Slovenia, was removed after being burned to the ground last weekend.
Who knew silicone and Botox were flammable?
That’s gotta burn.
Wait — it was removed after being set on fire? A wooden statue survived being set on fire? Is she a vampire?
Wait — don’t answer that. Too many blood-sucking leech jokes.
The artist tried to make the statue as realistic as possible and made it from the same materials as the model… I wasn’t able to confirm this but some say the statue had recordings of “Love you a long time” in 10 languages…
Don’t forget, in January, they did the same to The Donald’s statue!
Maybe this gave the Treasonous Traitorous Donald the idea/impetus to protect statues instead of US civilian and military lives!
In January, a large wooden statue resembling Donald Trump, designed by a local artist last year, was burnt in Slovenia`s city of Moravce, east of the capital Ljubljana.
“I want to know why they did it”
Yeah, it’s a real mystery.
No one set it on fire, it self combusted.
Should I be laughing…YES.
That is adorable.
She’s a witch?
I will be so happy when Trump is kicked out of the White House and sent to prison as a traitor to his country.
WARE A MASK AND PRACTICE SOCIAL DISTANCING AND WASH YOUR HANDS OFTEN AND VOTE.
Well, the MAGATs keep screaming that Melanoma is soooo hot. I guess this proves it: she’s so hot, she spontaneously combusted.
Wooden DOTUS grows long nose, stomps cricket.
As Jerry’s mother on “Seinfeld” said, when talking about her sister-in-law, “I hate that woman like poison.”
now’s a good time to get rid of the wooden FLOTUS statue in the WH, Americans should not have to bear that burden themselves
does she float? like small rocks?
B: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
V: BUUUURN!!! BUUUUUURRRRNN!!! You BURN them!!! BURN!!
B: And what do you burn apart from witches?
Villager: More Witches!
Other Villager: Wood.
B: So. Why do witches burn?
(long silence)
(shuffling of feet by the villagers)
Villager: (tentatively) Because they’re made of…wood?
B: Goooood!
