Wooden Statue Of FLOTUS Burned Down

The obvious joke here: Was the statue wearing a pair of Trump’s pants?

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Damn, you’re good, Max! I was gonna say something similar about avoiding the fumes from burning that much silicone.

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Throw her into the pond!

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I haven’t forgotten about the First Goldigger either.

When does the book slamming her, written by one of her ‘friends,’ come out?

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The people have spoken.

I shouldn’t be laughing . . .

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Liz Sheridan - very interesting personal history.

Between the 15th century and the 17th century 40,000 - 60,000 people were put to death for being accused of witchcraft. Parts of the Middle East and Africa are still doing it. I think it’s time to shit can the jokes.

Statue burning is one of the five Love Languages in Slovenian culture and heritage.

I guess some people just don’t love Donnie or his wife.
Who’da thunk it?

Just weird. A wooden statue of a wooden woman.

When you’ve lost Slovenia…

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Some of us are still waiting for her Einstein uh, Epstein visa.

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Downey told Reuters that he filed a police report and would like to interview the people who burned the sculpture for a film that he plans to feature in an exhibition in Slovenia in September.

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Nothing quite says, “We don’t want you,” like setting your likeness on fire.

Except maybe a firing squad

We have people looking into that right now, the best people…

Seriously, this woman had a statue? Did anyone tell Slovenia how she got where she is?

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I’d crack up if they accepted.

“Bitch is Goldigger! Do you have statue to goldfinger in America?”

"No. We just have ‘em for traitors.’

For those wondering what type of wood was used in making the statue, the answer, as of now, is ash.

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If she FLOTUS…She’s a witch!

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