Why The GOP Debacle On The Hill Is Like Pro Wrestling

Musk is a “pawn in Trump’s chessboard, like everybody else,” said a person close to Trump.

John Barron?

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Happy Holidays all :slightly_smiling_face:. May your government not be shut down.

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Elect a clown, get a circus. Not my circus, not my monkeys.

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It is also why we have the monkey-circus-“pro” wresting distractainment. Keeps people from looking at the open thievery.

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I was going to wait for Inauguration Day to kick off the Bitching Olympics. Consider this the time trials.

Good job, asses! Government Shutdown on Day One. You rightists are the most incompetent putzes in the history of dipsticks! Tesla doesn’t need oil and it still has a dipstick in the driver’s seat.

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It’s on a cat. Obviously, it is Kentucky Wildcat, not a Duke Fairy Tale creature (Tail?). Jeez, let’s be realistic at least.

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Just like on Tootsie.

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WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE ADULTS??
toddlers are in ch a rge at the moment and it’s not going well between them raiding the cookie jar, medicine cabinet and liquor stash. Plus some have way too full diapers.

Partial government shut down requested by trump begins at midnight eastern time
AND TRUMP’S NOT EVEN IN OFFICE YET.
Should that be president Musk?

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If the GOP debacle is like pro wrestling, someone please tell me when Mike Johnson takes a folding chair on C-Span, cuz I’d tune it to see that shit.

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Hadn’t noticed that, just wanted a cat photo.

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Leave the goats out of it.

For the record, this is our Amy, who passed away on 27 November at the age of 11. Average life span of a goat is 7 - 8 years, 9 tops. Our vet is quite impressed that we have had some double-digit longevity in the herd.

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One of the toddlers paid off the adults so they could run rampant.

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Republicans would rather cut taxes for billionaire donors than fund research for children with cancer.

That is why our country is on the brink of a government shutdown that will crash the economy, hurt working class Americans and likely be the longest in history.

Welcome back to the MAGA swamp.

  • Democratic House minority leader Hakeem Jeffries
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Back in the early 60s I used to attend wrestling matches. Bobo Brazil, Flying Fred Curry, The Sheik, Buddy Rogers, Bruno Sammartino, Dick the Bruiser. It was a grand time, much different than today’s matches. For one you didn’t bring chairs, ladders, boards, chains, ball bats and other crap into the ring. You WRESTLED.

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David Dennison; but, of course, it’s something people are saying. Many people.
Any journalist who lets Donnie keep playing his talk radio games now should own their irresponsibility and tender their resignation.

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This is the Confederate model writ large. They’ve been blaming the government as a way to assuage their own corruption and failures in the overhwelming majority of the states they represent.

Now they own the whole tamale, through unlimited money and media monopolies, and it just doesn’t work. What’s farcical is that they have their hands deep in the guts of the money; the failed states rely on largesse from the government they are sworn to bring down in the name of whomever.

Car caught. Now they have to try and assume the mantel of the righteous old-money machine that actually owns the government and are caught on the horns: Government is an utter failure unless they are the government, and when they are the government they are invested in its failure.

Snake handlin’ cracker bastards.

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Musk tossed a lit match into the gasoline factory and got what he wanted. Perfect timing over the Holiday break too! He’s a true evil genius.

I guess the only question now is whether it’s just over the holiday break, or lasts as long as the one in 2018 that finally ended after enough air traffic controllers stopped work.

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Democratic Senate leader Schumer calls on GOP to honor original government funding deal

In brief remarks from the Senate floor, Democratic majority leader Chuck Schumer called on Republicans to honor a government funding agreement that appeared set to pass earlier this week, before Donald Trump and Elon Musk’s demands scuttled the deal.

“It’s time to go back to the original agreement we had just a few days ago. It’s time for that. It’s time the House votes on our bipartisan CR,” Schumer said.

“It’s the quickest, simplest and easiest way we can make sure the government stays open, while delivering critical emergency aid to the American people. If the House put our original agreement on the floor today, it would pass, and we could put the threat of a shutdown behind us.”

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“President-elect Donald Trump had dinner Wednesday with Amazon founder Jeff Bezos (who owns The Washington Post) at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate in Florida,

A day or so ago WaPo ran an editorial suggesting that Trump’s suggestion to privatize the USPS was a good idea. That was the last nail in the coffin for my WaPo subscription (replacing it with The Atlantic).

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While Rwanda has a corp of door to door medical professionals. And that’s after 800k were killed during a genocide. Now it’s Louisiana who can now be considered to be a S***hole country.

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