Why The GOP Debacle On The Hill Is Like Pro Wrestling

Originally published at: Why The GOP Debacle On The Hill Is Like Pro Wrestling - TPM – Talking Points Memo

A lot of things happened. Here are some of the things. This is TPM’s Morning Memo. Sign up for the email version. We Are In the Dumbest Timeline The GOP chaos on the Hill isn’t about policy disputes or even strictly ideological differences. That makes covering which version of which bill contains which provisions a bit of…

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F!!R$t!!

Pro wrestling is more dignified than the chaotic goat-fuck being orchestrated by the felon and the muskrat.

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The President Of The United States–Pee Wee Ketoaddict

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(Posted with the hopeful indulgence of the Moderators.)

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Merry XMusk to all and to all a Trump life.
May your Holiday be filled with the grief we will cause for the next four years.

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This report just coming in, from a 3rd world country in Africa where local warlords and witch doctors don’t trust doctors and vaccinations. Oh, wait, wrong continent…

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“Your ketamine is sprinkled in the meal, Master Bruce…”

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Been working on this. Suggestions welcome.

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Don’t do Paul Reubens like that.

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Like pro wrestling? Goons in suits pretending to deliver blows for taxpayers…all show ,no substance…not even marginally enertaining.

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This!

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Why The GOP Debacle On The Hill Is Like Pro Wrestling

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Great MM today, Colonel Kurtz. Especially liked the Bill-O reference to the podcast live show. Bummed I live too far away to make it work, but looking forward to hearing the show. A round of virtual egg nogs (or whatever is your pleasure) to all the fellow TPM’ers here. Rest up over the holidays. Apropos of Chris Murphy’s comments to Sargent, we’re going to need dry powder come January.

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That looks like a Duke basketball eyepatch. I wholeheartedly approve!

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“Fuck It, We’ll Do It Live!”

You are a treasure, David.

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Also Senator Chris Murphy (D-CT) yesterday, “Why is Donald Trump engaged in this relentless campaign to try to silence journalists, media companies, and his political opposition? It’s because he’s trying to steal from you.”

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I was never a pro wrestling fan. Thought it was stupid. (If I was going to watch people hit each other and thump their chests, I’d rather go with the Three Stooges or Benny Hill.) I didn’t even know the term “kayfabe” until a few years ago, when I missed it on a trivia quiz.

And now it’s the world we all live in.

Sigh.

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Beginning of the end: Elon Musk overreaches in his relationship with Donald Trump

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