Wailing And Gnashing Of Teeth: Trumpers React To Draft ‘Audit’ Report Showing Biden Win | Talking Points Memo

[caltg]

@jim195

But shed a tear for Cyber Ninjas, who must have sincerely thought they’d be heroes, but now have lost the grift. Pennsylvania and Michigan will never hire them!

And that is truly a good thing!

[timorwig]

Ratfuckers screw the pooch.

[darrtown]

@irasdad

Republicans: “AUDIT THE AUDIT!!!”

They will…in Texas and Wisconsin… watch this space.

[lastroth]

I can’t believe he is using the WH as his background, and then has the never to dress so informally. Donny doesn’t do informal you optics deficient hack.

[fgs]

That the joke of a charade failed to pretend to find what they set out to pretend to find, is just comical.

[occamscoin]

Perhaps, they mused, the audit would even result in a “decertification” of the election.

“desertification”. They meant desertification. Jeez, you’d think no one has seen arizona before.

[irasdad]

“Wailing And Gnashing Of Teeth: Trumpers React To Draft ‘Audit’ Report Showing Biden Win.”

This headline is totally over the top.

As if Trumpers have any teeth.

Please.

[alyoshakaramazov1]

@becca656

On the contrary, the idiots are calling for more States to audit the election.

They’re demanding recounts in states where Trump WON.

How desperate can you get?

[lastroth]

@tindalos

The first step is to call the legitimacy of existing electoral institutions into question followed by step two which is to gain legitimacy for alternatives. Step three will be substitution of those alternatives and legalizing their capacity to reverse election results.

First questions out of my mouth will be how much, who will pay, and who will be in charge.

[philbert1]

Since the Audit failed, they’ll have to do an Audit of the Audit. When that fails, then expect an Audit of the Audit of the Audit. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Programmers refer to this as “Recursion Hell”.

[irasdad]

@fgs

That the joke of a charade failed to pretend to find what they set out to pretend to find, is just comical.

It was a trainwreck, inside a dumpster fire, wrapped in a shitshow.

(h/t Winston Churchill)

[brian512]

@ClutchCargo

Peter Navarro, a former White House advisor

Discredited fringe economist and conspiracy theory peddler says what now?

[seamus42]

“Yeah, customer service? Just wondering if your airline ships goalposts. Destination? Oh, just anywhere, really.”

[mattinpa]

@irasdad

Republicans: “AUDIT THE AUDIT!!!”

Now you have The Onion’s problem. I saw that in my Twitter feed for real, some Trumper not believing it. You can’t out-stupid these people to the point that it’s an amusing exaggeration and probably shouldn’t even try.

[ClutchCargo]

Yeah, he smelled an opportunity to hawk his shitty book one last time before the suckers lose interest in ‘election fraud’, couldn’t waste any time putting on a suit.

[mattinpa]

@brian512

Discredited fringe economist and conspiracy theory peddler says what now?

You know how in the movies they bum-rush people out of bars? He should be bum-rushed out of everywhere. You! Out!

[brian512]

@becca656

On the contrary, the idiots are calling for more States to audit the election.

Weren’t these the same people who told us in 2017 ‘he won; get over it’?

You know, there’s a certain type of field sales rep I encounter in my dayjob. The ones who, if they don’t like the answer they were given, will just keep asking the same question in other places, over and over again. Hoping to find a pocket of alternate reality with different laws of physics or something, I guess.

[ClutchCargo]

He and the rest of the crew at the Hoover Institute make me proud I didn’t attend Stanford.

[thewalkingeye]

Peter Navarro, Assistant to the Regional Manager, er, Trump White House

[brian512]

@jim195

But shed a tear for Cyber Ninjas, who must have sincerely thought they’d be heroes, but now have lost the grift. Pennsylvania and Michigan will never hire them!

Here ya go: