Originally published at: Vance Scores Vice Presidential Nod In Exchange For Total MAGA Capitulation
From a “never Trump guy” to the former President’s vice presidential pick, Sen. J.D. Vance’s (R-OH) cynical and nakedly self-serving transformation has earned him the ultimate payout. Donald Trump selected Vance on Monday after summoning his shortlist to Milwaukee and systematically eliminating them, with each rejection leaking to multiple news outlets, creating the effect of…
Trump is obviously toning down the rhetoric!
Vance is the perfect VP pick to unite the country!
Obviously, this is a declaration of war.
The USA is completely fucked if Trump wins.
A Hillbilly Elegy for Democracy’s final interment.
I must say I am kinda surprised that TFG is stepping on his victimhood so quickly.
Good item to hammer away at them on.
J.D. Vance wants to be America’s Himmler.
Here’s some fresh perspective on JD
Hillbilly Himmler
Excellent comment from Republican Kinzinger.
https://thehill.com/elections/4771791-kinzinger-jd-vance-trump-rally-shooting-vp-consideration/
Damn. I was hoping Josh Hawley would be his running mate.
We’ve all seen what a good runner he is.
Slightly OT: So has Tim Scott broken up with his girlfriend yet?
Oh good, with this choice, Trump locks down the (checks notes) White, Christian male vote.
WWVPCJDVD? Yes, that’d a complete sentence, Discourse, FFS.
And it even…almost…rhymes with Pence.
Total MAGA capitulation requires Vance to shave. If he doesn’t, I’ll interpret it as a sign of Trump weakness.
Vence. Pance.
Now we literally have a TV ticket.
As seen on Threads:
“Basically, Joffrey Baratheon made Ramsay Bolton his VP”