US Marshals Service Awarded $33 Million Contract To Firm Tied To Trump’s Brother

I have no currency with this pun thread.

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We accept bitcoin.

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If you are sorry, then perhaps you are also dollar-ous.

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Well, then change it.

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Funny tweet response to a even funnier (in a surreal/pathetic reflection of where we are sort of way) twitter thread.

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I bill later.

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Would you consider a personal lode?

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Stephanie needs to lay off the martinis.

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Oh c’mon, CT, now you’re being logical and fair. That’s not how Donnie and the Trumpsters do anything.

We need to get Rudy on this, stat, to make sure it’s properly overblown and conspiracy theory-fied. After all, he does look for corruption everywhere.

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And swallow some self-respect pills.

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Cha-Ching¥

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Sorry about that. You know I love a good conspiracy theory better than most.

But I’m not seeing anything here that makes it worth cooking up a good one over.

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Down thread I found this:


click for the embedded daily show clip that compares NKor coverage and FoxNews coverage. Hilarious, but in the most disturbing way.

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They have none. He’s found the most broken, needy, and/or greedy people to work in his administration. They share those traits with the people who voted for him.

Ugh.

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Looks like Stephanie is trying to avoid being lined up in front of some anti-aircraft guns. Since she seems to think Trump is Kim and this is North Korea.

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hahaha! These guys steal everything. Why not the words of others when it suits their purpose?

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Well, this is a scary fucking article …

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If the Clinton family had had a contract like this in the 90’s - I’m sure the GOP would have been peaceful and calm.

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Not to be too petty, but… is Lou Dobbs the only person who’s white hair has been getting darker as time goes by?

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Without more there is no way to know whether there was anything wrong with the bid.

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