Where’s the ‘pride’?
God, you had to mention Lawrence Welk, didn’t you? My grandmother had that playing whenever it was on. Thanks!!! 
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Kinda fits with the Sheepdog Militia.
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Q: Why don’t Republcans have sex?
A: it reminds them too much of dancing.
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“Pride goeth before a fall.”
Full quote from their bible: “Pride goeth before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.” They don’t even read their own stuff, not enough pictures?
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What do you get when George Michael sings a duet with Sylvester Stallone?
WHAMBO!
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Interrogative?
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How about if they were utterly ignored? Or if protesters lined the streets and turned their backs?
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Who is the tattoo of?
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What’s the average age of these Boys Will Be Boys?
Are you sure women are allowed in these sort of clubs? Besides serving the old white male farts that fall asleep there?
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They might have changed the bylaws years ago. Maybe in the 70’s when the Republicans supported the ERA and Title IX and X.
Here’s a couple fitting numbers for a setlist:
Pet Shop Boys-West End Girls
Frankie goes to Hollywood- Relax
Maybe aspiring to the rank of “Young Man,” but not there yet.
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Best they can manage, I’m sure.
Fighting the guy who put in the no-masturbation clause.
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From the party of Lincoln and Ike to the party of thugs and goons.
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That’s my dream but sadly it’s not gonna happen.
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There are two main gangs in Neverneverland – the Lost Boys and the Proud Boys.
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A few weeks ago when he was at the border detention facility observing the situation he probably had some uh funny feelings.
“Mother there were men, in cages!” “You stop that Michael!”.